1. When আপনি get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.
4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.
6. When he says আপনি aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.
11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask...
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