i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be ফ্রেড Flintstone but I can sure make your বিছানা rock!
Is your dad a thief অথবা something? Because someone গাউন the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy আপনি a drink – অথবা would আপনি just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? অথবা do আপনি need আরো to drink?
আপনি must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
আপনি know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T শার্ট in brail?
Do আপনি have a map? Because I keep getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes.
আপনি know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve হারিয়ে গেছে one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do আপনি believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess আপনি know what I’m here after.
Do আপনি have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby আপনি must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are আপনি an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar ভালুক weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk আপনি out of it?
আপনি know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If আপনি were a new স্যান্ডউইচ at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And আরো funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but আপনি must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
আপনি might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured আপনি would be too.
I would say God bless আপনি but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my লাইব্রেরি card, because I’m checking আপনি out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed আপনি home, would আপনি keep me?
If I told আপনি আপনি had a gorgeous body, would আপনি hold it against me?
আপনি look like my সেকেন্ড wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when আপনি fell from heaven?
Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first site, অথবা should I walk past আপনি again?
If আপনি were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I হারিয়ে গেছে my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do আপনি like bananas অথবা blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
নমস্কার baby. ফুলেরসাজি are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.
I may not be ফ্রেড Flintstone but I can sure make your বিছানা rock!
Is your dad a thief অথবা something? Because someone গাউন the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy আপনি a drink – অথবা would আপনি just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? অথবা do আপনি need আরো to drink?
আপনি must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
আপনি know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T শার্ট in brail?
Do আপনি have a map? Because I keep getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes.
আপনি know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve হারিয়ে গেছে one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do আপনি believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess আপনি know what I’m here after.
Do আপনি have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby আপনি must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are আপনি an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar ভালুক weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk আপনি out of it?
আপনি know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If আপনি were a new স্যান্ডউইচ at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And আরো funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but আপনি must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
আপনি might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured আপনি would be too.
I would say God bless আপনি but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my লাইব্রেরি card, because I’m checking আপনি out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed আপনি home, would আপনি keep me?
If I told আপনি আপনি had a gorgeous body, would আপনি hold it against me?
আপনি look like my সেকেন্ড wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when আপনি fell from heaven?
Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first site, অথবা should I walk past আপনি again?
If আপনি were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I হারিয়ে গেছে my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do আপনি like bananas অথবা blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
নমস্কার baby. ফুলেরসাজি are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.