WARNING: This fanfiction contains my fan-fic character in it. It also features the characters of Ranma 1/2 :D Oh, this also contains some RyogaxRanma[girl version].

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"Ranma! RANMA!" Mina's voice rang from downstairs. "Where the heck did আপনি put my jacket?"
"Well, how am I supposed to know?" Ranma yelled back. "I do believe I'm your brother, NOT your mother."
Ranma looked up thoughtfully. "Hey, that rhymes!"

Mina scowled. "Ranma. Help me find it," she pleaded.
"Hey, where are আপনি off to, anyway?" Ranma asked her absently.
She blushed and looked down. "Never mind."
Ranma laughed. "Ryoga?"
"NO!"
"It's Ryoga, then," Ranma ব্যক্ত lightly.
Mina tilted her head. "What. You're not going to say anything else?"
"Should I? Just kidding! You're going out with RYOGA?! What is your problem?"
Mina didn't say anything.

Ranma paused.

Awkward silence.
Crickets chirping.

"Well, okay." Mina really didn't have control over what she was saying anymore. "Just think of it this way. Ryoga's a gummy bear, and your a piece of chocolate. And-"
"Is the gummy ভালুক sour?"
"Whatever, idiot. If আপনি want it to be."
"YAY! I প্রণয় টক GUMMY BEARS!!!" Ranma jumped up and down.
Mina looked at him. "You have problems, don't you?" she asked before continuing. "And then when আপনি put the piece of চকোলেট on top of the gummy bear, আপনি get.."

Ranma scrunched up his face. "EWW! Sick, Mina!"
Mina blushed. "And then আপনি get..."
"DON'T SAY IT!" Ranma squeaked.
"Omigod," Mina giggled. "I just thought of something. If আপনি like gummy bears-"
"Sour gummy bears. Un-sour gummy bears are for faggots."
"Whatever. And Ryoga's a gummy bear.."
"Sour gummy bear."
"Then it makes perfect sense!"
Mina laughed.

Ranma rolled his eyes. "Sick, Mina," he ব্যক্ত again. "You're like, the most perved person in the world. And Akane thinks I'M perverted."
"You are," Mina ব্যক্ত sweetly.
"Thanks," Ranma snapped.
Mina paused. "I'll be back, Ranma."
"FOR WHAT?" Ranma yelled back.
"To teach আপনি how perverted আপনি are."

And she did what anyone would have done, got a bucket and some cold water. She filled another bucket with hot water. Then she dumped some cold water on Ranma.
"What the heck?" Ranma's আরো "feminine" voice chirped. "MINA."
Instead of answering, Mina poured the hot water on him. "Yeah, Ranma?"
"How would this প্রদর্শনী me how..."
Mina rolled her eyes. "You squeeze yourself all night when you're a girl."
"I DO NOT!!"
"You do, too."
"I SWEAR ON MY SACRED টক GUMMY BEARS, AND RYOGA, THAT I DON'T!!"
Mina smiled. "Suuuuree."

"Anyway." She checked her watch. "I've gotta get to the park. আপনি coming?"
"No."
Mina sighed. "Yeah, আপনি are." She picked up his মণ্ডল and dragged him out the front door.
"Ow ow ow ow ow! MINA! What are আপনি doing to me?!"

--At the park--

Ranma: Okay. What the heck did আপনি drag me here for?
Mina: You'll see. *devil-ish grin*
Ranma: ? o.O

Ryoga: Hey, Mina.
Mina: Uh, hey.
Ranma: EW. RYOGA THE টক GUMMY BEAR.
Ryoga: ? RANMA! WHY ARE আপনি HERE?!
*Ranma points a finger at Mina, and Mina waves sweetly back*
Ryoga: ...Oh.

Mina: *pours hot water onto Ranma* YAY for the PIGTAILED GIRL!!
Ranma: What the..
Ryoga: This isn't going as planned.
Mina: *pushes Ranma into Ryoga*

Ranma and Ryoga: o.O
Ryoga: *holding Ranma* Why can't I let go?
Mina: Because, my dear, আপনি প্রণয় eachother...
Ranma: What the heck?! LET GO OF ME!
Mina: Now Ranma, I want আপনি to চুম্বন Ryoga. (this will so impress the fans!)
Ranma: NO! LET ME GO!!
Ryoga: o.O
Ranma: Why would I do that?!
Mina: *holds up candy* Me gives yuh gummy bear.
Ranma: Is it sour?
Mina: Yes!
Ryoga: TT.TT

Mina: DO IT!! Just think, Ryoga's a টক gummy bear!
Ryoga: I... am...?
Mina: Long story. RANMA!

(Ranma hesitates, and Mina pushes Ranma into Ryoga)
Ryoga and Ranma: TT.OO

Mina: ATTAGIRL!!
Ranma: I'm a guy.
Mina: Whatever. It doesn't sound quite right if I say, ATTAGUY.

Ryoga: *faints* >>"
Ranma: Somehow, freakishly, টক gummy bears don't seem that appealing anymore...

LOL RANDOM. I know it's RyogaxRanma, but WHATEV! I was লেখা whatever I was thinking XD