Mordecai looked up at the night sky. A light hovered, considerately larger than the other stars that shined above them. "What do আপনি think that is, Rigby?" He inquired. The light seemed to pulse with energy, getting brighter and then dimmer every few seconds.
"I think it's a UFO!" Rigby excitedly exclaimed. Mordecai looked at Rigby curiously. "What the crap is that supposed to mean?!" He said. Rigby shook his head in disappointment, staring at the energetic light as if it were supposed to do something. "It's an alien spaceship," He expectantly interpreted. "Ya dumbo." Mordecai slapped him on the back of the head with a scold.
Suddenly, the light got bigger. "Whoa!" Rigby exclaimed. "Did আপনি see that?!" Mordecai stared in awe, nodding his head.
"YOU GUYS GET BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND GO TUCK POPS IN!" Benson yelled from the doorway, already in his pajamas. They sighed, looking away from the hovering light and running back inside.
"Here আপনি go, Pops," Rigby said, giving Pops a teddy bear. Mordecai kissed him on the forehead. "Thank you, boys," Pops sleepily acknowledged. "And goodnight."
"Sleep tight, Pops," They whispered before leaving the room.
"I can't believe he makes us do that every night!" Rigby murmured. They walked into their room, slipped some pajamas on, and lay down on their beds. The springs on Rigby's trampoline বিছানা squeaked as he jumped on and curled up, tail wrapped around his body. Mordecai lay with his back turned to the দেওয়াল in his small bed. They quickly fell asleep.
But neither of them knew what was about to happen next.
A light shined unexpectedly bright through the window. As they peacefully slept, the UFO got closer and closer, and it's target was them. Suddenly, Mordecai hovered into the air, his light blue blanket slipping off of his body. He shivered, but didn't wake up.
The light was followed দ্বারা a large gust of wind, which forced the window open. And Mordecai hovered out of the room, not knowing that he was about to have an encounter of the fourth kind.
Mordecai woke up strapped to a metal table. "Moordecaaaaiii," A voice squeaked, and a giant স্যান্ডউইচ walked - অথবা seemed to walk - up to the table. It seemed to be a swiss and roast beef sandwich, topped with a green জলপাই speared through the middle. "That is the name of the patient," It squeaked again.
Another স্যান্ডউইচ walked up. This one was a chicken and cheddar স্যান্ডউইচ with natural green lettuce. This one, unusually, had a টমেটো slice on the শীর্ষ of it. "But we will name him Patient 2.00134," The other one bellowed. "Seems to be responding well to light source," It said. There was a large lamp shining into Mordecai's face. "Who are আপনি guys?" Mordecai said. "Why am I strapped to this table?!" He strained to try and break the leather straps that held him down.
"We," They began simultaneously, "Are the Sandwichians!"
Meanwhile, Rigby had just woken up from a nightmare. "MORDECAI!" He exclaimed, jumping up from bed. He looked around, noticing that it was just a dream, and went to nudge what he thought was Mordecai.
"Hey man, আপনি still awake?" He began. No answer. Rigby shook him harder. "Mordecai!" He exclaimed. He yanked back the covers to see that Mordecai wasn't there at all - but two pillows were in place of his body. He gaped in horror. "MORDECAII!!!"
He sprinted outside, panting. The spaceship had gone, and with Rigby's best friend. "No," He said. "This can't be happening. This must be a nightmare!" He sprinted to Skips' house and burst in. "Skips! Skips! Wake up!" He exclaimed.
"What?! What?!" Skips bellowed in his gravelly voice.
"Mordecai, and UFO, and sandwiches, and pillows, and MORDECAI'S GONE!" He babbled. "Whoa whoa whoa," Skips said. "Slow down and tell me what happened."
Rigby explained from his point of view what had happened from the beginning, in the best detail he could. Using unnecessary hand motions as well. "So I think Mordecai got abducted দ্বারা aliens!"
"So your saying আপনি need to build a spaceship to get to Mordecai and save him from a bunch of aliens?" Skips asked. "I need Pops for this."
Soon, they explained to Pops what had happened. "But what does Pops have to do with us getting Mordecai back?" Rigby said, confused.
"Oh, আপনি don't know?" Pops cheerfully said. "I have a master's degree in rocket science! Let's get to work."
They went outside and grabbed a bunch of pieces of metal rocks down in the ground, and took some scrap metal out of the snack shack and the game room. After gathering wires and metal, they got to work with building the ship. Hammering away, and carefully connecting wires to wires, they soon enough had built a spaceship.
"There আপনি go! Aren't আপনি glad আপনি have me as a friend?" Pops exclaimed happily. They all quickly climbed aboard. "Oh wait," Skips paused. "Don't forget your suits."
"How do আপনি have মহাকাশ স্যুইটস্ just lying around?" Rigby inquired.
"I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who -"
"Okay! We get it!"
"Then let's get rolling! অথবা should I say, flying?"
But while Rigby, Pops and Skips were boarding the ship, Mordecai was still with the horrid Sandwichians.
"Hahaha!" The swiss and roast beef স্যান্ডউইচ cackled. "We will bring আপনি back to Mars, and then আপনি will become one of us!" Mordecai gaped in horror. "What kind of স্যান্ডউইচ do আপনি want to be?"
"Well, I do like meatball subs." He said, trying to confuse them. It worked, momentarily. He tried once আরো to strain out of the leather straps.
"Why do আপনি want to do this?!" Mordecai exclaimed.
"Simple," the sandwiches said. "The Sandwichian War. It's us against the other Sandwichians, who are trying to let humans onto our planet. We say no! Mars is ours, and not for the humans!"
"Haha, আপনি rhymed." Mordecai smiled.
"I know, I made it myself. Isn't it clever?"
Suddenly, Rigby, Pops, and Skips burst through the doors. "HAND OVER THE MORDECAI AND NO ONE GETS-" Skips was about to say, but then realized that the aliens were sandwiches. "HAHAHA! Surprised that we're SANDWICHES?!" They began running toward Pops, but he tackled them and put their স্যান্ডউইচ bodies in a headlock. He took a huge bite out of the bread.
"OW!!" The স্যান্ডউইচ exclaimed. "WHY DID আপনি DO THAT?!" Mordecai saw that they were weakened দ্বারা it. "Quick! Everyone eat the sandwiches!" He exclaimed. Rigby and Pops began eating the giant sandwiches like there was no tomorrow, while Skips ran over to where Mordecai was strapped down. "Skips!" He exclaimed. "Get me out!" Skips grabbed onto the leather strap and tore it off, and then they began helping Rigby and Pops eat the Sandwichians. "Aaah!! Noo!! It hurts! Your evil, hungry jaws hurt!" They exclaimed. But soon, the sandwiches had been eaten.
"Yummy," They all said.
"Okay, let's get back on the ground!" Pops exclaimed. They began driving the alien ship back to Earth.
And then, CRASH! The alien spaceship dug into the ground with all of it's force. "Sorry," Pops said. "I sort of forgot how to land." As they hurried out the ship, Benson was standing outside.
"WHAT ARE আপনি GUYS DOING?!" He exclaimed. "CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!" He stormed back inside.
"Do আপনি guys really wanna do this?" Mordecai asked, referring to cleaning up the crashed alien spaceship.
"Nah."
"Then let's play some four-player Dig Champs!"
"I think it's a UFO!" Rigby excitedly exclaimed. Mordecai looked at Rigby curiously. "What the crap is that supposed to mean?!" He said. Rigby shook his head in disappointment, staring at the energetic light as if it were supposed to do something. "It's an alien spaceship," He expectantly interpreted. "Ya dumbo." Mordecai slapped him on the back of the head with a scold.
Suddenly, the light got bigger. "Whoa!" Rigby exclaimed. "Did আপনি see that?!" Mordecai stared in awe, nodding his head.
"YOU GUYS GET BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND GO TUCK POPS IN!" Benson yelled from the doorway, already in his pajamas. They sighed, looking away from the hovering light and running back inside.
"Here আপনি go, Pops," Rigby said, giving Pops a teddy bear. Mordecai kissed him on the forehead. "Thank you, boys," Pops sleepily acknowledged. "And goodnight."
"Sleep tight, Pops," They whispered before leaving the room.
"I can't believe he makes us do that every night!" Rigby murmured. They walked into their room, slipped some pajamas on, and lay down on their beds. The springs on Rigby's trampoline বিছানা squeaked as he jumped on and curled up, tail wrapped around his body. Mordecai lay with his back turned to the দেওয়াল in his small bed. They quickly fell asleep.
But neither of them knew what was about to happen next.
A light shined unexpectedly bright through the window. As they peacefully slept, the UFO got closer and closer, and it's target was them. Suddenly, Mordecai hovered into the air, his light blue blanket slipping off of his body. He shivered, but didn't wake up.
The light was followed দ্বারা a large gust of wind, which forced the window open. And Mordecai hovered out of the room, not knowing that he was about to have an encounter of the fourth kind.
Mordecai woke up strapped to a metal table. "Moordecaaaaiii," A voice squeaked, and a giant স্যান্ডউইচ walked - অথবা seemed to walk - up to the table. It seemed to be a swiss and roast beef sandwich, topped with a green জলপাই speared through the middle. "That is the name of the patient," It squeaked again.
Another স্যান্ডউইচ walked up. This one was a chicken and cheddar স্যান্ডউইচ with natural green lettuce. This one, unusually, had a টমেটো slice on the শীর্ষ of it. "But we will name him Patient 2.00134," The other one bellowed. "Seems to be responding well to light source," It said. There was a large lamp shining into Mordecai's face. "Who are আপনি guys?" Mordecai said. "Why am I strapped to this table?!" He strained to try and break the leather straps that held him down.
"We," They began simultaneously, "Are the Sandwichians!"
Meanwhile, Rigby had just woken up from a nightmare. "MORDECAI!" He exclaimed, jumping up from bed. He looked around, noticing that it was just a dream, and went to nudge what he thought was Mordecai.
"Hey man, আপনি still awake?" He began. No answer. Rigby shook him harder. "Mordecai!" He exclaimed. He yanked back the covers to see that Mordecai wasn't there at all - but two pillows were in place of his body. He gaped in horror. "MORDECAII!!!"
He sprinted outside, panting. The spaceship had gone, and with Rigby's best friend. "No," He said. "This can't be happening. This must be a nightmare!" He sprinted to Skips' house and burst in. "Skips! Skips! Wake up!" He exclaimed.
"What?! What?!" Skips bellowed in his gravelly voice.
"Mordecai, and UFO, and sandwiches, and pillows, and MORDECAI'S GONE!" He babbled. "Whoa whoa whoa," Skips said. "Slow down and tell me what happened."
Rigby explained from his point of view what had happened from the beginning, in the best detail he could. Using unnecessary hand motions as well. "So I think Mordecai got abducted দ্বারা aliens!"
"So your saying আপনি need to build a spaceship to get to Mordecai and save him from a bunch of aliens?" Skips asked. "I need Pops for this."
Soon, they explained to Pops what had happened. "But what does Pops have to do with us getting Mordecai back?" Rigby said, confused.
"Oh, আপনি don't know?" Pops cheerfully said. "I have a master's degree in rocket science! Let's get to work."
They went outside and grabbed a bunch of pieces of metal rocks down in the ground, and took some scrap metal out of the snack shack and the game room. After gathering wires and metal, they got to work with building the ship. Hammering away, and carefully connecting wires to wires, they soon enough had built a spaceship.
"There আপনি go! Aren't আপনি glad আপনি have me as a friend?" Pops exclaimed happily. They all quickly climbed aboard. "Oh wait," Skips paused. "Don't forget your suits."
"How do আপনি have মহাকাশ স্যুইটস্ just lying around?" Rigby inquired.
"I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who -"
"Okay! We get it!"
"Then let's get rolling! অথবা should I say, flying?"
But while Rigby, Pops and Skips were boarding the ship, Mordecai was still with the horrid Sandwichians.
"Hahaha!" The swiss and roast beef স্যান্ডউইচ cackled. "We will bring আপনি back to Mars, and then আপনি will become one of us!" Mordecai gaped in horror. "What kind of স্যান্ডউইচ do আপনি want to be?"
"Well, I do like meatball subs." He said, trying to confuse them. It worked, momentarily. He tried once আরো to strain out of the leather straps.
"Why do আপনি want to do this?!" Mordecai exclaimed.
"Simple," the sandwiches said. "The Sandwichian War. It's us against the other Sandwichians, who are trying to let humans onto our planet. We say no! Mars is ours, and not for the humans!"
"Haha, আপনি rhymed." Mordecai smiled.
"I know, I made it myself. Isn't it clever?"
Suddenly, Rigby, Pops, and Skips burst through the doors. "HAND OVER THE MORDECAI AND NO ONE GETS-" Skips was about to say, but then realized that the aliens were sandwiches. "HAHAHA! Surprised that we're SANDWICHES?!" They began running toward Pops, but he tackled them and put their স্যান্ডউইচ bodies in a headlock. He took a huge bite out of the bread.
"OW!!" The স্যান্ডউইচ exclaimed. "WHY DID আপনি DO THAT?!" Mordecai saw that they were weakened দ্বারা it. "Quick! Everyone eat the sandwiches!" He exclaimed. Rigby and Pops began eating the giant sandwiches like there was no tomorrow, while Skips ran over to where Mordecai was strapped down. "Skips!" He exclaimed. "Get me out!" Skips grabbed onto the leather strap and tore it off, and then they began helping Rigby and Pops eat the Sandwichians. "Aaah!! Noo!! It hurts! Your evil, hungry jaws hurt!" They exclaimed. But soon, the sandwiches had been eaten.
"Yummy," They all said.
"Okay, let's get back on the ground!" Pops exclaimed. They began driving the alien ship back to Earth.
And then, CRASH! The alien spaceship dug into the ground with all of it's force. "Sorry," Pops said. "I sort of forgot how to land." As they hurried out the ship, Benson was standing outside.
"WHAT ARE আপনি GUYS DOING?!" He exclaimed. "CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!" He stormed back inside.
"Do আপনি guys really wanna do this?" Mordecai asked, referring to cleaning up the crashed alien spaceship.
"Nah."
"Then let's play some four-player Dig Champs!"
