if he ever said that, i would go on youtube and watch it over and over again till i can't laugh anymore and probably make a ytp out of it (turn the world emo <3)

Well I don't exactly think Benson is the type to say something so..sarcastic like that,but I guess it would interesting..maybe if it were another character who was a gumball machine like Benson then it would be more likely he would say that,because Benson doesn't seem like the type who would say something of that nature,well in a sarcastic manner anyway,but if he was frustrated enough,then there might be a chance,but eh.