What were all the rules for scary movies?

THE ORIGINAL:
1.) "Never have sex. (Sex = death.)"
2.) "Never drink অথবা do drugs. (A sin factor. It's an extention of number one.)"
3.) "Never ever, EVER under any circumstanses say 'I'll be right back' because আপনি won't be back."

TO CREATE A SUCCESFUL SEQUEL:
1.) "The body count is always bigger."
2.) "The death scenes are always much আরো elaborate - আরো blood, আরো gore."
3.) "Never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."

FOR A TRILOGY:
1.) "You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one আপনি gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, অথবা blow him up."
2.) "Anyone including the main character can die." 3.) "The past will come back to bite আপনি in the ass. Whatever আপনি think আপনি know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins আপনি think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you."

ALL THERE ARE NOW IS REMAKES:
- "There are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche."
- "You gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off, gallop some সঙ্গীত video direction and the kills gotta be way আরো extreme."
- "Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, আপনি pretty much gotta be gay."

There can never to be to much blood
অথবা fire
অথবা poison
অথবা chainsaws
অথবা murders................

1.You must be a virgin.
2.You must not take drugs অথবা drink alcohol.
3.You mut never say "i will be right back"" because আপনি will never be back!

no sex and no drugs and do not say i will be right back when আপনি are going to get something. don't try to shoot the killer with thee gun because he অথবা she would not die.

Rule 1: Never answer the phone
Rule 2: Don't try to hide
Rule 3: If আপনি can, scream aslong you're alife !