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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using সঙ্গীত from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's আরো ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and রামধনু Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

রামধনু Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
রামধনু Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would আপনি like to be my friend?
রামধনু Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this পরাকাষ্ঠা bitch!
রামধনু Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
রামধনু Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, আপনি did not just use that word.
রামধনু Dash: I didn't call আপনি a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
রামধনু Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and আপনি are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, আপনি two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
রামধনু Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

পরবর্তি morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to রামধনু Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

রামধনু Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag রামধনু Dash!
রামধনু Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once রামধনু Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: রামধনু Dash, long time no see.
রামধনু Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen আপনি in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: রামধনু Dash, an explanation por favor?
রামধনু Dash: You're German. Why are আপনি speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
রামধনু Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this টাট্টু is starting to annoy me.)
রামধনু Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna যোগদান us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
রামধনু Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see আপনি later.
Gilda: We'll?
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet আপনি after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks ক্রুশ a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are আপনি going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a বালিশ factory* Oh, a বালিশ factory. I know they'll be নিরাপদ there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link

Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. আপনি hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal বন্ধু blown up in a বালিশ factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: আপনি scared them!
রামধনু Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here রামধনু Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: আপনি are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
রামধনু Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her হাঁস বন্ধু blown up at a বালিশ factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks at the বালিশ factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did আপনি do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
রামধনু Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're বন্ধু with her, I can't be বন্ধু with you. *Fights রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a মেঘ of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go রামধনু Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go রামধনু Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
রামধনু Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

রামধনু Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon হারিয়ে গেছে a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* আপনি all suck!
রামধনু Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

রামধনু Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
রামধনু Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure আপনি will be বন্ধু with her again.
রামধনু Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of সঙ্গীত we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final প্রদর্শনী for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored দ্বারা everyone being in black & white.

Episode 8

Thomas Percy & The Coal

It was a beautiful দিন on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.

"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."

"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."

"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." ব্যক্ত Sean.

"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."

"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.

Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was দ্বারা him resting.

"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."

"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.

"And দ্বারা the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look নিরাপদ to me."

But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.

"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined দ্বারা the coal dust. "Get me out!"

Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.

"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. আপনি look disgraceful."

"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his পরবর্তি train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.

Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.

"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." ব্যক্ত Percy.

পরবর্তি morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.

"Have a drink," ব্যক্ত his driver. The water tower was পরবর্তি to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.

"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"

Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.

That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.

"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. আপনি do know that, don't you?"

"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I ব্যক্ত yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."

They also learned to be আরো careful with coal.

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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
রামধনু Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See আপনি পরবর্তি week.