Song: link

Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I হারিয়ে গেছে in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if আপনি won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How আপনি guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the সেকেন্ড half of our প্রদর্শনী here for আপনি tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. রামধনু Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

রামধনু Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
রামধনু Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
রামধনু Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
রামধনু Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
রামধনু Dash: Right. So now that আপনি know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
রামধনু Dash: *Not amused* আপনি really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
রামধনু Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do আপনি do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
রামধনু Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An ঘন্টা

রামধনু Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.

রামধনু Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes আপনি have.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can আপনি hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
রামধনু Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.

A train whistle goes off as রামধনু Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.

রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do আপনি have anything to say before আপনি do this?
রামধনু Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
রামধনু Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*

As she started to practice, the সঙ্গীত ponies were playing the instrumental part of One দ্বারা Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.

রামধনু Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
রামধনু Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*

At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link

Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If আপনি give them the stuff, yeah.
রামধনু Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
রামধনু Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did আপনি do that for?!
রামধনু Dash: I have to tell আপনি guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
রামধনু Dash: No!! I don't even know where আপনি got that from! Also, why did আপনি tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
রামধনু Dash: It's disgusting! আপনি shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did আপনি crash into my house?
রামধনু Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: আপনি have wings. How could আপনি lose control?
রামধনু Dash: আপনি make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* রামধনু Dash, I saw আপনি out there! That was awesome!
রামধনু Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when আপনি brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, আপনি told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
রামধনু Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't আপনি have something আপনি wanted to tell us?
রামধনু Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are আপনি thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do আপনি read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then আপনি don't have to worry about it.

The পরবর্তি day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.

Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving আপনি a pair of wings to compete against রামধনু Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If আপনি win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There আপনি are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo গাধা out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think রামধনু Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)

During the start of the competition.

Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with রামধনু Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.

That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her রাইফেল at রামধনু Dash.

Song (Start it at 7:08): link

Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
রামধনু Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at রামধনু Dash, but misses*
রামধনু Dash: *Nearly gets hit দ্বারা the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
রামধনু Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, অথবা whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* আপনি muthafuckin' white গাধা cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on রামধনু Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots রামধনু Dash in the leg*
রামধনু Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a মেঘ fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
রামধনু Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
রামধনু Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!

Ew! আপনি know what? I don't even know why I keep putting আপনি in this show!

রামধনু Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: রামধনু Dash, please save me!!!
রামধনু Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope আপনি can!! I hope you're right!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: আপনি know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
রামধনু Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
রামধনু Dash: I do. Lose some weight.

Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.

Police Ponies: *Pointing বন্দুক at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, আপনি ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

But Spike is still in Pornstarville. আপনি left him there.

Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*

Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.

রামধনু Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.

Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her বন্ধু অথবা not.

Now this is the end. If আপনি liked this episode, good for you. Become a অনুরাগী of it, and leave a comment. If আপনি didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. আপনি should know better then that.

Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope আপনি still like this episode.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean: Enjoy seeing আরো of me in the পরবর্তি episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run দ্বারা five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 8: Contract

The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor দ্বারা a small নৌকা called a tugboat.

When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the নৌকা with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.

Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to আপনি Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have আপনি bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* আপনি guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with আপনি all.
Sean: We like working with আপনি too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up আরো passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright আপনি guys. I'll see আপনি tomorrow.

Jim watched his বন্ধু leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.

Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.

But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.

পরবর্তি morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up আরো passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats পরবর্তি to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.

Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of আবর্জনা has been replaced দ্বারা us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, আরো work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do আরো work here then আপনি ever could.
Palmetto: আপনি better keep your mouth shut stripe face, অথবা আপনি won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* আপনি have to get my passengers off of that ship, অথবা you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: আপনি haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*

As for the other engines, they were not pleased দ্বারা Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to যোগদান forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.

Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, অথবা passengers. Jim was much আরো useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use বন্দুক even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*

পরবর্তি day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.

Sean: নমস্কার Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do আপনি trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and আপনি won't get one unless আপনি get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting আরো work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All আপনি do is stick your microphone out যেভাবে খুশী places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be আরো then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of আপনি to catch on fire.
Palmetto: আপনি know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were আপনি serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.

Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.

The End.

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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am দ্বারা the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See আপনি then.