Saten Twist as Stan
Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine
Master Sword as Roger
Derpy as Steve
Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always প্রদর্শনী it.
Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!
Derpy: I am!
Sword: Me, too!
Trixie: Wowee!
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the ফ্রোজেন খাবার aisle.
(They pass দ্বারা a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate আরো than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female টাট্টু drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! আপনি know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we হারিয়ে গেছে 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a ছুরি and slices the coconut, which breaks the ছুরি in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a রুটি ছুরি and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with জরান jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the চুলা door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the চুন in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the চুন in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic সঙ্গীত plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following দিন Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the বৃক্ষ stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN আপনি COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a প্রশ্ন is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens আগুন on the আগুন pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen দ্বারা him)
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THE পরবর্তি DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital বিছানা brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. অথবা least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to প্রদর্শনী the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
THE END:
Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine
Master Sword as Roger
Derpy as Steve
Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always প্রদর্শনী it.
Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!
Derpy: I am!
Sword: Me, too!
Trixie: Wowee!
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the ফ্রোজেন খাবার aisle.
(They pass দ্বারা a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate আরো than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female টাট্টু drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! আপনি know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we হারিয়ে গেছে 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a ছুরি and slices the coconut, which breaks the ছুরি in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a রুটি ছুরি and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with জরান jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the চুলা door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the চুন in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the চুন in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic সঙ্গীত plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following দিন Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the বৃক্ষ stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN আপনি COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a প্রশ্ন is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens আগুন on the আগুন pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen দ্বারা him)
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THE পরবর্তি DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital বিছানা brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. অথবা least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to প্রদর্শনী the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
THE END:
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The বৃত্ত comes from the right followed দ্বারা Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
Cape May, 1971
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A WindWakerGuy430 অনুরাগী Fiction
Six Shooters 5
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph...
Johnny made it back to Milford with his friend Trevor. They were back at his house playing Call Of Duty.
Johnny: With the two of us playing on the same team, they'll never stop us.
Trevor: I just got a double kill with a grenade.
Johnny: I just got a head shot with an MG15.
Trevor: *Picks up an MP40, and is exchanging shots with an enemy soldier using a Sten* I got him. *Kills him*
Enemy Player: Spiderman, whoever আপনি are, I will kill you, and your friend!!!
Johnny: What, are আপনি going to track me down অথবা something?
Enemy Player: Shut up!
Trevor: *Laughing*
Johnny: *Laughing* We've already had that problem my friend. Don't even think about trying it.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2018
Johnny: With the two of us playing on the same team, they'll never stop us.
Trevor: I just got a double kill with a grenade.
Johnny: I just got a head shot with an MG15.
Trevor: *Picks up an MP40, and is exchanging shots with an enemy soldier using a Sten* I got him. *Kills him*
Enemy Player: Spiderman, whoever আপনি are, I will kill you, and your friend!!!
Johnny: What, are আপনি going to track me down অথবা something?
Enemy Player: Shut up!
Trevor: *Laughing*
Johnny: *Laughing* We've already had that problem my friend. Don't even think about trying it.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2018
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The বৃত্ত goes from the right to the left, followed দ্বারা Wind's name. A lightning bolt appears in the বৃত্ত as it stops.
Song: link
An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.
Alan: *Sitting পরবর্তি to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.
SeanTheHedgehog & উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ present
Six Shooters 3
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
