I can draw o3o Badly.

Mephisto fuckin' N. Soda. Sodzyyyy...

I miss you, sister. Where are আপনি now? You've been wallowing in pits of depression a coward like me couldn't even comprehend and I want আপনি back.

Not many people seem to have noticed the difference in your behavior... Heck, so far I think I'm the only one who has. Sad, considering I haven't know আপনি very long. That said, if anyone else hasn't noticed, then I don't blame them- You've gotten very good at covering it up.

I know আপনি won't like me for posting this. I know you'll probably kill me for this. But I'm doing this for your benefit, আপনি should know that......

[ ] আপনি own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] আপনি own a designer purse
[ ] আপনি own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] আপনি had/have fake nails
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/mini anything
[ ] আপনি have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] আপনি have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] আপনি have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A পরাকাষ্ঠা comforter, carpeting, walls অথবা sheets
Total So Far: 0

Do you:
[ ] Spend আরো time at the mall than আপনি do at homework
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least...

~VAMPIRE~

[ ] You'd rather be pale than tan.
[x] আপনি Like to eat অথবা drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[x] When you're স্নেহ চুম্বন Someone, আপনি tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked It.
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes আপনি Feel Weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening অথবা dangerous to others.
[ ] আপনি have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're আরো active at night.

Total: 5

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're Incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind....

Estill ran everything over on the view screen so Tydus could finish relishing the end result.
"I want this on DVD. Command Prompt 9" Tydus said, moving a জয়স্টিক back and forth.
"Command Prompt accepted. ETP, five minutes," automatically responded Estill, taking a DVD from the stack and burning a copy. "Seriously, Tydus, this isn't some insane plot to bomb France. We're dropping two critatons of Kastorium into Mars' core while Artemis and Torren are there for the weekend."
"We'd be doing the Martians a favor."
"Dude, really? When I say 'seriously', আপনি say 'Ooh, I better listen!', অথবা "Gosh, Essti,...

Ambassador Steele considered Tydus’ offer over video chat.
    Ten-thousand Koffers in exchange for one of their Nimean Nuclear Proliferation credits.
    “Fifth time this month, Tydus. Not even been a week since the La Cucaracha incident in St. Christoph’s Square.”
    “That was for Science and আপনি know it,” replied Tydus, faxing his signature over to the Foreign Exchanges Office.
    “Carnal cockroaches are Scientific, how?”
    “Need I remind আপনি that I was the single biggest...

Tydus feverishly worked at his Diadem branded laptop under his apartment building in the pursuit of one goal- bombing Mortal France.
A negaton of Kastorium Chloride filtered through several pumps into a special ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র labeled, ‘Hi, Frenchy-French! Love, Tydus!’ inside the apartment building of Torren and Tydus’ residence, which Tydus had bought out years ago.
“If আপনি spent half the time আপনি did calculating ways to break Torren and Artemis up actually putting the calculations into practice in controlled computer environments,” began Estill, Tydus’ Fabricated Personality Protocol after...