Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.

Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do আপনি want to do a monologue, অথবা a-
Catherine: *Rolls over, laying on her back*
Casting Director:.....We have sides if you...
Catherine: *Gives herself a tongue bath, and leaves the stage*
Roger: What the hell was that?
Casting Director: Let's just pretend that never happened.
Roger: That was either the worst audition I've seen, অথবা the best. আপনি should really consider her.
Casting Director: Shut up Roger.
Roger: I'm serious! That blew my mind.
Casting Director: *Her head falls on the table*

2 B Continued