.:Mephilver:.

A blue hedgehog named sonic was walking in the woods to get away from a stalker দুশ্চরিত্রা named Amy Rose his twin sister Penny was distracting her while he was getting away til he heard something in the bushes he found a red strain he seemed to be caught in a ভালুক trap so Sonic got him unstuck and Shadow promised to always be দ্বারা sonics side no matter what happens slowly each দিন Shadow started having feelings for Sonic and one দিন he finally confessed his প্রণয় for Sonic, Sonic felt the same with shadow and they kept their প্রণয় a secret from sonics বন্ধু then one day

Tails: Sonic please tell me...

sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...

last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: আপনি know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did আপনি eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking আপনি to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are you...