T'was How I (awesomely) Saved Christmas.
By Black*Star (the man who surpasses God.)
T'was the night before Christmas
Dead Silence filled the City.
Not a creature was stirring not even was Mizune.
The stockings were hung দ্বারা the chim'ney with care,
New shades for soul and three tiny মাছ for Blair.
Kid was nestled all snug in his bed.
While visions of symmetry danced in his head.
While Tsubaki in her kimono, and I in my টুপি had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
While up on the roof there came aloud SSNNOOOK!
So up I went to beat the crap outta that crook.
I sprang from the window with Tsubaki in...
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