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Big Joe was standing on a small hill. Several land speeders, and transport ships needed to সরানো to a certain location, and he was making sure they were going to the correct spot.

Kelly: *Driving a Metra towards Big Joe*
Big Joe: *Puts his hand up, signalling Kelly to stop*
Kelly: *Stops পরবর্তি to Big Joe* Just the man I wanted to see.
Big Joe: Likewise. *Walks over to Kelly* Now listen, I need to talk to আপনি about yesterday.
Kelly: I also need to talk to আপনি about yesterday.
Big Joe: Good, now that we understand each other, I want আপনি to listen. I do not want আপনি telling anyone else about the gold. This stays between আপনি and me. If আপনি even mention this towards one person, I'll kick আপনি so far into the sky that you'll land on the সেকেন্ড Death Star.
Kelly: Well I do appreciate the warning Big Joe, but I'm going after that gold, with you, অথবা without you. *Drives away*
Big Joe: *Watching Kelly drive away*

Kelly stopped পরবর্তি to an ATC. He got out of his Metra, and walked into a bunker.

Crapgame: *Sitting at his desk*
Kelly: *Walks up to Crapgame* Hello.
Crapgame: নমস্কার Kelly.
Kelly: I need আপনি to do me a favor. I'm going on a trip to Empyra, and I need enough fuel for two Metra's, and two ATC's to make it there, then come back here. I also need five A280's, three RT97's, and three DH17's. Along with enough people to use them.
Crapgame: That's a lot. What's in it for me?
Kelly: *Pulls out a স্বর্ণ bar*
Crapgame: *Smiles as he looks at the স্বর্ণ bar*
Kelly: *Puts it down on the desk* There's 14,000 of these behind enemy lines.
Crapgame: 14,000. Where did আপনি hear about that?
Kelly: An Imperial Officer. I had to get her drunk in order to tell me about the gold.
Crapgame: Well if she was drunk, how do আপনি know she wasn't lying?
Kelly: Intoxication doesn't prevent people from telling the truth.
Crapgame: Well, is that all you'll be needing?
Oddball: আপনি could probably use some armor.
Kelly: *Looks up at Oddball, laying in বিছানা with a lady* What the hell is that?
Crapgame: Oddball. I wouldn't trust him.
Kelly: Well I'm not you. *Looks at Oddball* আপনি ব্যক্ত something about armor?
Oddball: Tanks. I got three AAC's waiting for আপনি outside. Those শিশুরা will bust a door for আপনি wide open if you're trying to get past enemy lines. An AAC can give আপনি a very good edge in firepower. Come outside with me, and I'll প্রদর্শনী you.

Kelly followed Oddball outside to see the tanks. As they approached the tanks, a song was heard on a radio: link

Kelly: *Looking at the three AAC's*
Oddball: Beautiful, am I right?

Near the three tanks, several humans, Sullustan's, and a couple of Twileks were relaxing. They were with two Astro droids, and a porg.

Oddball: We specially modify each tank we own. These AAC's are the fastest in the whole galaxy, forwards, অথবা backwards.
Kelly: *Looks at a Sullustan লোড হচ্ছে missiles into an AAC*
Oddball: We use real missiles, and fake missiles filled with paint. Scares the hell out of people, but it does make Stormtroopers look nicer. Who wants to be dressed in plain white armor, right?
Kelly: *Chuckles*
Oddball: Our tanks are also fitted with loud speakers. We like to play সঙ্গীত as we charge into battle. It sorta, calms us down.
Kelly: *Nods*

Back inside the bunker, Crapgame was doing some math.

Kelly: *Walks into the bunker with Oddball*
Crapgame: Kelly, I've been doing some arithmetic. 14,000 bars of স্বর্ণ are worth 16,000,000 credits! Just think how rich we'd be if we got our hands on that gold.
Kelly: I've been thinking about it all day. Now Oddball, We're going to meet up with আপনি in Empyra. We'll be at the western side of town দ্বারা tonight. Meet us at the farm দ্বারা the intersection.
Oddball: No can do man. We got a special movie planned tonight. Can't miss it.
Kelly: Tomorrow night then. We won't সরানো towards the bank without you.
Oddball: We'll be there.
Crapgame: Hey, do আপনি want this bar back?
Kelly: আপনি keep it. Thanks for your help. *Walks out of the bunker*
Oddball: I wonder who that is.
Crapgame: That's Kelly. He's been in the Alliance for nearly two years. Used to be a Lieutenant, until he got orders to attack a hill. Accidentally wiped out half a dozen of our guys. Somebody had to take the blame, and he volunteered.
Oddball: *Walks out of the bunker*
Crapgame: *Looks down at his স্বর্ণ bar* 14,000, oh baby!

2 B Continued
 Craig Becker as Crapgame
Craig Becker as Crapgame
 Jerry Meyers as Oddball
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