Alternate titles:Conversations that Prove Thorntail is a Prick and Blackpelt has the Most Patience // Conversations that Prove Blackpelt Deserves All the প্রণয় // Conversations that Prove Thorntail is the Most Sarcastic // Conversations that Prove Thorntail's Crusing for a Bruising
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, আপনি never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did. I never say a lot of what আপনি deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would আপনি spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought আপনি knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are আপনি sure you're not just doing this to mask how আপনি truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be আরো careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" অথবা my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think আপনি should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If আপনি ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with আপনি is precious to me and only আপনি and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. আপনি can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" অথবা whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole শিয়াল lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did আপনি mean full grown foxes? I was thinking আরো along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, আপনি never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never ব্যক্ত আপনি did. I never say a lot of what আপনি deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would আপনি spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought আপনি knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are আপনি sure you're not just doing this to mask how আপনি truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be আরো careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" অথবা my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think আপনি should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If আপনি ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with আপনি is precious to me and only আপনি and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. আপনি can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" অথবা whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole শিয়াল lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did আপনি mean full grown foxes? I was thinking আরো along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
are আপনি unsure of your relationship? well say no more, for this perfect প্রণয় percentage generator!
how does it work? আপনি simply write the names of two people and add like, love, অথবা hate. under it, আপনি write how many times one letter appears and when আপনি get through all the letters, add the starting at the ends. when আপনি get down to 2 numbers, just place them together for your percentage. for example...
MIZUKI LOVES SUPER JERE BEAR
M-appears 1 time I-2 times... so on. so:
1212111521211 add from the ends
2333362 (to save space, I stay on the same line)
4963 725 122 31%
lets put it into warrior terms
FIRESTAR LOVES SANDSTORM
11224222121111 2233634 6593 914 131 23%
HOLLYLEAF HATES LEAFPOOL
23512321111 3461243 6883 916 151 25%
but wait, it doesn't have to be about relationships
DOVEPAW NEEDS A LIFE
2114121111111 3225232 557 125 62%
come up with your own (if আপনি understand how to do it)
how does it work? আপনি simply write the names of two people and add like, love, অথবা hate. under it, আপনি write how many times one letter appears and when আপনি get through all the letters, add the starting at the ends. when আপনি get down to 2 numbers, just place them together for your percentage. for example...
MIZUKI LOVES SUPER JERE BEAR
M-appears 1 time I-2 times... so on. so:
1212111521211 add from the ends
2333362 (to save space, I stay on the same line)
4963 725 122 31%
lets put it into warrior terms
FIRESTAR LOVES SANDSTORM
11224222121111 2233634 6593 914 131 23%
HOLLYLEAF HATES LEAFPOOL
23512321111 3461243 6883 916 151 25%
but wait, it doesn't have to be about relationships
DOVEPAW NEEDS A LIFE
2114121111111 3225232 557 125 62%
come up with your own (if আপনি understand how to do it)
Rainfire and Lilypaw stood দ্বারা the Moonpool, The air was cold and still, but the moon's light beemed down on them.
"Lilypaw, I Belive its time you've recived আপনি full medicain cat name." Rainfire ব্যক্ত lightly.
Lilypaw stood still, happiness and pride brightly প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off her eyes.
"Lilypaw, do আপনি promies to take care of your clan and serve Starclan." Rainfire said
"I Do." She Said
"Then I hear দ্বারা give আপনি your full medican cat name, Lilypaw, from this দিন forth, আপনি shall be Lilybreeze, Starclan honors আপনি for your job, and shall now see আপনি as a full Medican cat." Rainfire said.
"Thank you." Lilybreeze said.
"I wish আপনি luck, first thing in the morning i'm hittin the elders den, and i'll find out what its like to sleep for a moon." Rainfire said.
"Lilypaw, I Belive its time you've recived আপনি full medicain cat name." Rainfire ব্যক্ত lightly.
Lilypaw stood still, happiness and pride brightly প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off her eyes.
"Lilypaw, do আপনি promies to take care of your clan and serve Starclan." Rainfire said
"I Do." She Said
"Then I hear দ্বারা give আপনি your full medican cat name, Lilypaw, from this দিন forth, আপনি shall be Lilybreeze, Starclan honors আপনি for your job, and shall now see আপনি as a full Medican cat." Rainfire said.
"Thank you." Lilybreeze said.
"I wish আপনি luck, first thing in the morning i'm hittin the elders den, and i'll find out what its like to sleep for a moon." Rainfire said.
Silvercloud visits Stormstar
He is so cute!
