The Doppler effect makes a really cool হ্যালোইন costume!
আপনি can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
তারকা Trek and তারকা Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink দুধ that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. যীশু is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
আপনি have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently আপনি can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
তারকা Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
আপনি can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese খাবার prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm আপনি should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. আপনি don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame রাস্তা Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would আপনি be if আপনি were attached to another object দ্বারা an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
আপনি can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
তারকা Trek and তারকা Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink দুধ that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. যীশু is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
আপনি have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently আপনি can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
তারকা Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
আপনি can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese খাবার prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm আপনি should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. আপনি don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame রাস্তা Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would আপনি be if আপনি were attached to another object দ্বারা an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
It is night and Sheldon is in বিছানা when suddenly Arthur shows up.
"Why are আপনি here" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"I don't know" sad Arthur
"It could be because I'm going to France with Amy" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"well...why would that be bad" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"I'm going to be proposing to her" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"W-w-what" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"I ব্যক্ত I'll be proposing" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"Well...are আপনি ready" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"Yes...she has been so patient with me I want to প্রদর্শনী her how much I care" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"Ok" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"Well....bye" ব্যক্ত Arthur
*the leaving দিন the air port*
"I can't believe we're going to France" ব্যক্ত Amy
*at the hotel at dinner*
"Amy.........will আপনি marry me
*to be continued*
"Why are আপনি here" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"I don't know" sad Arthur
"It could be because I'm going to France with Amy" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"well...why would that be bad" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"I'm going to be proposing to her" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"W-w-what" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"I ব্যক্ত I'll be proposing" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"Well...are আপনি ready" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"Yes...she has been so patient with me I want to প্রদর্শনী her how much I care" ব্যক্ত Sheldon
"Ok" ব্যক্ত Arthur
"Well....bye" ব্যক্ত Arthur
*the leaving দিন the air port*
"I can't believe we're going to France" ব্যক্ত Amy
*at the hotel at dinner*
"Amy.........will আপনি marry me
*to be continued*
Sheldon was raised in Galveston, Texas দ্বারা his mother, Mary Cooper, an overtly devout Evangelical Christian and George Cooper. The only member of his family to have encouraged his work in science was his grandfather, who died while Sheldon was still a child. His aunt also encouraged Sheldon দ্বারা giving him medical equipment, "in case his work in physics failed."
He was interested in physics from an early age, and was a child prodigy, although due to his behavioral quirks and his lack of humility about his superior intellect, he was bullied দ্বারা classmates and neighbors. Sheldon entered college at the age of eleven, and at age fourteen he graduated from college summa cum laude. From then he worked on his doctorate, was a visiting professor at the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Heidelberg in Germany, and was the youngest person at the time to receive the Stevenson Award. Sheldon is now a theoretical physicist doing research at Caltech.
He was interested in physics from an early age, and was a child prodigy, although due to his behavioral quirks and his lack of humility about his superior intellect, he was bullied দ্বারা classmates and neighbors. Sheldon entered college at the age of eleven, and at age fourteen he graduated from college summa cum laude. From then he worked on his doctorate, was a visiting professor at the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Heidelberg in Germany, and was the youngest person at the time to receive the Stevenson Award. Sheldon is now a theoretical physicist doing research at Caltech.
