I've been making this তালিকা over the past four months অথবা so. Far আরো of these apply to me than I care to mention.
Oh, and one আরো thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.
আপনি know আপনি are obsessed and consumed দ্বারা The Big Bang Theory when…
You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
You have sung the aforementioned song as a round.
You shout “We built the pyramids!” during the theme song.
You know that Tweedy Bird really “taht he taw a Romulen.”
Your comeback to bullying is “a homo habilis discovering its opposable thumbs says what?”
You label everything in the house, including the label maker.
You know Nebraska is “better than North Dakota,” although it’s only funny in Nebraska, অথবা at least not in California…
You know the full names of Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj.
You do Sheldon’s creepy smile when আপনি know it’s polite to look happy.
You know that when আপনি understand the laws of physics that anything is possible. (Mua ha ha)
You can recite one অথবা আরো of Sheldon’s “typical psychotic rants.”
You bug your eyes out and say “I’m CRAZY!”
Someone requests an application and আপনি state that আপনি are আরো of a theorist.
You ask people that if they were a robot and আপনি knew and they didn’t, whether অথবা not they’d want আপনি to tell them.
You know exactly WHY Wolowitz bailed out of Med School.
You know that autotrophs don’t drool, but আপনি প্রণয় the theme song anyway.
You watch তারকা Wars, আপনি say, “We defeated the empire!”
You chant “B to the R to the I-S-K to the E to the T…”
You compare your boyfriend to Ernie from “Sesame Street,” because “Ernie just gave.”
You announce in a loud voice that আপনি have to urinate.
You know the difference between the Doppler Effect and “A brain-damaged choo choo train.”
You interpret hugs based on the length in “Mississippis.”
Your friend is contemplating moving, and আপনি remind them that they have to stay in one place in case the Mother Ship returns.
Corduroy স্যুইটস্ suddenly don’t seem so bad.
You know that negative results are still results-even twenty thousand of them.
You call your collection of nerdy belongings “Nerdvana.”
You want luminous fish.
Unimpressed দ্বারা the ‘performance’ of a significant other, আপনি flatly refer to them as “you magnificent beast.”
You use Schrödinger’s cat as metaphors for relationships.
You know that whispering “do not make a sound,” is a sound.
You shout “Bazinga!” when celebrating the tricking of someone.
You’re in a good mood and inform others of this দ্বারা saying that, in the world of emoticons, আপনি are colon capital D.
You say that surprise caused people to go colon capital O.
You play the element game with your বন্ধু in the car.
You can’t master something and claim it’s because you’re too evolved.
You’ll buy things because “the man on the box looks so happy!”
You have a sarcasm sign.
You compare platonic relationships to “individually wrapped slices of cheese.”
You live in fear of the three-tined fork.
You know that “It was just a hug,” means, “It means I wish আপনি weren’t going.” Duh, right?
You know আপনি can call “dibs” because আপনি can look it up on Wikipedia.
You have a board.
You think that there should be a “check the check engine light light” in a car.
You try to blow up someone’s head with your mind.
You tell people that you’ve “got your geek on.”
You know that ANYTHING beats, “you know I’m a dude,” right?
You know all the words to the theme song.
You have an Honorary Justice League of America membership card because it says “keep this on your person at all times,” under Batman’s signature.
You use “AFK” as a busy status on the computer.
You know that ডুমুর Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts and NOT the scientist.
You weave “Un-unwravelable” webs while lying.
You play “Mock the Flawed Technology” with a cell phone.
In restaurants, আপনি don’t allow “substitutions, eliminations,” অথবা “reductions.”
You know the advantages of buying in bulk.
You’d pick the museum of natural history over the গ্রহমণ্ডলীর নকশা because they have dinosaurs.
You reference তারকা Trek battle scenes as a means of explaining yourself.
You can name seven guys Penny has been with.
You know that someone’s in the রান্নাঘর with Dinah “cuz I sold my soul to the company store.”
You tell someone, in Mandarin, that their monkey sleeps inside you.
You know it’s a little wrong to say a টমেটো is a vegetable and a lot wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
You refer to things as “a hoot and a half.”
Someone suggests something preposterous and আপনি agree to it, suggesting afterwards to go pilin’ in a pickup and go skinny dipping down at the crick.
You look for the acoustic sweet spot in a movie theater.
You know that what happens in costume at Comic Con stays at Comic Con!
You have a tie that works as two, and yet doesn’t even work as one.
You know that EVERYTHING is better with Bluetooth.
Something startles আপনি and আপনি say “oh, there’s the arrhythmia!”
You have a friendship algorithm.
Someone respects one of your idiosyncrasies and আপনি offer them chocolate.
You inform people আপনি are hitting on what your race invented, adding, “You’re welcome.”
You imitate Admiral Akbar saying “It’s a trap!”
Someone আপনি know storms away and আপনি respond দ্বারা sticking up your pinkie and saying “sisters?”
You know that nothing is interesting about caves.
You tell ব্রেভ বন্ধু that minstrels will write songs about them, taking the part of the minstrel.
You say “hola, nerdmigos!”
You laugh at the same things over and over again.
You have the picture of the হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ Cat that wants to “Haz Cheezeburger.”
Your excuse for getting teased about a nerdy possession is “it’s a lot শীতল when girls aren’t looking at it.”
You refuse to cut open a dumpling.
You name your cat Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
আপনি understand why one can’t wear a warrior flight suit on Halloween.
You can no longer read “The Little Engine That Could.”
Your alternative name for sex is “hyna klyna bang-bang music!”
You get আরো nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility when keeping a secret.
You know that the check engine light being on means that আপনি should…you know…check your engine!
You understand that for someone to miss you, আপনি have to be gone.
You like smiley faces carved into your grilled cheese.
You diagnose Tourettes Syndrome when someone randomly swears.
You know that forks are for eating, and tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
You really want a Snuggie, so আপনি can get “all snoodled up.”
After greeting your parents, আপনি say, “I’m not drunk,” afterwards explaining that আপনি are just making conversation.
You say, “Holy crap on a cracker!”
You start ordering your barbecue বেকন চীজ বার্গার with “barbecue, bacon, and cheese on the side.”
You have a পছন্দ place to “kick back after a quest.”
You call your boyfriend your little homunculus.
You instruct people আপনি are feuding with to চুম্বন your Barbie.
You want to be a rabbit king.
After making a তারিখ with someone, আপনি inform them that you’ll get your chisel, to carve the…never mind.
You are suddenly afraid of every ঝরনা without adhesive ducks.
You add “bam!” to the end of every sentence.
You try to make ভূট্টা starch and water dance on a stereo.
You say “shmear me.”
You know that প্রণয় is a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms অথবা hits আপনি with the pepper spray.
You know the difference between “centrifugal” and “centripetal” force.
You hear “manganese” and laugh to yourself.
You realize it’s a good point that many villains have advanced degrees, and feel graduate school should step it up.
You celebrate “Anything Can Happen Thursday.”
You hear someone say “PMS” অথবা “AA,” and think of the Perpetual Motion Squad and the Army Ants.
You end all voice messages with, “It’s Howard.”
You know that “friends do not get their বন্ধু care bears all sweaty.”
Your response to people questioning your behavior is “it’s an experiment.”
You tell people that they need to picture আপনি with a giant squid head.
You inform people that it is “Junior Rodeo On!”
You have a new and creepy way of comforting people who are injured and/or scared.
You প্রণয় Leonard and Penny.
You sort your cereal দ্বারা fiber content.
A Mexican Hairless is mentioned and আপনি say, “annoying little animal; yip yip yip!”
You know the name of every episode…
…in order.
You order Virgin Diet Cuba Libres at bars.
You know you’re not insane because your mother had আপনি tested.
You প্রণয় a couple so much আপনি will fight to the death for them.
You HAVE a “you know you’re obsessed when” article.
You can be persuaded দ্বারা Spock’s Dying Words.
You say that a relationship that ended badly “crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.”
You explain that the আসন beside আপনি is taken দ্বারা “my physics bowl trophy!”
You can think of some really nasty pranks to play on people আপনি loathe in your workplace.
You can name at least five nicknames for Sheldon.
You call yourself অথবা a particularly spontaneous acquaintance, “a big ol’ five.”
You know how the শিরোনাম is relevant to the episode.
You can guess the content of the episode in advance, based solely on the title.
You don’t want Sheldon to ever-ever, get a girlfriend.
You know how many days it is to the পরবর্তি new episode (even over a summer).
You suggest people make বন্ধু দ্বারা simply being pleasant.
You do a high pitched “he he he he he he!” when trying to be intimidating.
You use lines from the প্রদর্শনী in casual conversation.
You have a bowl for your keys.
You hold out the word “bowl” when discussing your bowl for keys.
You know that in Nebraska people only shoot things if they want to eat them অথবা make them leave their boyfriends alone.
You award “strikes” to your বন্ধু for breaking unwritten “rules” in your home.
You want Sheldon’s contraption that folds laundry.
You try to smash a flash ফ্রোজেন banana.
You call yourself “the small package good things come in” when trying to pick up girls.
You disguise your voice over the phone and ask people why they are calling at such an “ungodly” hour.
You get a new friend and start chanting “one of us, one of us…”
You make sure your temporary বিছানা is oriented with the headboard away from the door.
Someone asks who আপনি are and আপনি say, “I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo…”
You suddenly are proud of your restraining orders.
A friend tells someone that they are dead to them, and আপনি go on to explain exactly what that means.
The first thing আপনি share with people about yourself is your Zodiac sign.
After listening to a painful melody, say with a lot of emotion, “God, that’s a good song!”
You won’t have anyone touch your food.
You look up the definition of “quantum mechanics” because it’s referenced so much.
You have a special “spot” আপনি always must sit in.
You will never forget “Higgs Boson Particle.”
You want “the bleep” to be replaced দ্বারা a boing! And an atom picture…
And when আপনি don’t need any আরো explanation on the পূর্ববর্তি statement.
You change “lobster” to “mobster.”
You cheered when Penny completed the Sheldon’s Spot Rant without error.
You say, in the voice of the Incredible Hulk “Good-night, Puny Human!”
You tell people আপনি are arguing with that “you and I are about to have a problem.”
You are asked to tell a secret and reply “I’m Batman! Shhh!”
You really want Raj’s শার্ট that plays music.
You have a baseball bat handy, so if someone breaks in আপনি can go “all Nebraska on them”!
You tell yourself that আপনি are the master of your own bladder.
You already knew that Sheldon and Penny were বন্ধু and so were not surprised when she was not the “acquaintance.”
You aren’t sure of an answer and so guess “Star Wars”?
You know that Sheldon didn’t invent the 26 dimensions-they’re there!
You know that Stan Lee is not Bruce Lee’s brother.
You want to know how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.
You want a Joker ringtone even though it creeps both Penny and Leonard out.
You want Cylon toast.
You know that the three most menial jobs are tollbooth attendant, আপেল store genius, and what Penny does.
You want to go to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
You make an Big Bang Theory themed Easter Egg.
You look at a friend and say slowly “Schnapps.”
You give someone the “moving finger.”
You know that if “it doesn’t feel like an arm,” then “maybe আপনি should let it go.”
Oh, and one আরো thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.
আপনি know আপনি are obsessed and consumed দ্বারা The Big Bang Theory when…
You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
You have sung the aforementioned song as a round.
You shout “We built the pyramids!” during the theme song.
You know that Tweedy Bird really “taht he taw a Romulen.”
Your comeback to bullying is “a homo habilis discovering its opposable thumbs says what?”
You label everything in the house, including the label maker.
You know Nebraska is “better than North Dakota,” although it’s only funny in Nebraska, অথবা at least not in California…
You know the full names of Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj.
You do Sheldon’s creepy smile when আপনি know it’s polite to look happy.
You know that when আপনি understand the laws of physics that anything is possible. (Mua ha ha)
You can recite one অথবা আরো of Sheldon’s “typical psychotic rants.”
You bug your eyes out and say “I’m CRAZY!”
Someone requests an application and আপনি state that আপনি are আরো of a theorist.
You ask people that if they were a robot and আপনি knew and they didn’t, whether অথবা not they’d want আপনি to tell them.
You know exactly WHY Wolowitz bailed out of Med School.
You know that autotrophs don’t drool, but আপনি প্রণয় the theme song anyway.
You watch তারকা Wars, আপনি say, “We defeated the empire!”
You chant “B to the R to the I-S-K to the E to the T…”
You compare your boyfriend to Ernie from “Sesame Street,” because “Ernie just gave.”
You announce in a loud voice that আপনি have to urinate.
You know the difference between the Doppler Effect and “A brain-damaged choo choo train.”
You interpret hugs based on the length in “Mississippis.”
Your friend is contemplating moving, and আপনি remind them that they have to stay in one place in case the Mother Ship returns.
Corduroy স্যুইটস্ suddenly don’t seem so bad.
You know that negative results are still results-even twenty thousand of them.
You call your collection of nerdy belongings “Nerdvana.”
You want luminous fish.
Unimpressed দ্বারা the ‘performance’ of a significant other, আপনি flatly refer to them as “you magnificent beast.”
You use Schrödinger’s cat as metaphors for relationships.
You know that whispering “do not make a sound,” is a sound.
You shout “Bazinga!” when celebrating the tricking of someone.
You’re in a good mood and inform others of this দ্বারা saying that, in the world of emoticons, আপনি are colon capital D.
You say that surprise caused people to go colon capital O.
You play the element game with your বন্ধু in the car.
You can’t master something and claim it’s because you’re too evolved.
You’ll buy things because “the man on the box looks so happy!”
You have a sarcasm sign.
You compare platonic relationships to “individually wrapped slices of cheese.”
You live in fear of the three-tined fork.
You know that “It was just a hug,” means, “It means I wish আপনি weren’t going.” Duh, right?
You know আপনি can call “dibs” because আপনি can look it up on Wikipedia.
You have a board.
You think that there should be a “check the check engine light light” in a car.
You try to blow up someone’s head with your mind.
You tell people that you’ve “got your geek on.”
You know that ANYTHING beats, “you know I’m a dude,” right?
You know all the words to the theme song.
You have an Honorary Justice League of America membership card because it says “keep this on your person at all times,” under Batman’s signature.
You use “AFK” as a busy status on the computer.
You know that ডুমুর Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts and NOT the scientist.
You weave “Un-unwravelable” webs while lying.
You play “Mock the Flawed Technology” with a cell phone.
In restaurants, আপনি don’t allow “substitutions, eliminations,” অথবা “reductions.”
You know the advantages of buying in bulk.
You’d pick the museum of natural history over the গ্রহমণ্ডলীর নকশা because they have dinosaurs.
You reference তারকা Trek battle scenes as a means of explaining yourself.
You can name seven guys Penny has been with.
You know that someone’s in the রান্নাঘর with Dinah “cuz I sold my soul to the company store.”
You tell someone, in Mandarin, that their monkey sleeps inside you.
You know it’s a little wrong to say a টমেটো is a vegetable and a lot wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
You refer to things as “a hoot and a half.”
Someone suggests something preposterous and আপনি agree to it, suggesting afterwards to go pilin’ in a pickup and go skinny dipping down at the crick.
You look for the acoustic sweet spot in a movie theater.
You know that what happens in costume at Comic Con stays at Comic Con!
You have a tie that works as two, and yet doesn’t even work as one.
You know that EVERYTHING is better with Bluetooth.
Something startles আপনি and আপনি say “oh, there’s the arrhythmia!”
You have a friendship algorithm.
Someone respects one of your idiosyncrasies and আপনি offer them chocolate.
You inform people আপনি are hitting on what your race invented, adding, “You’re welcome.”
You imitate Admiral Akbar saying “It’s a trap!”
Someone আপনি know storms away and আপনি respond দ্বারা sticking up your pinkie and saying “sisters?”
You know that nothing is interesting about caves.
You tell ব্রেভ বন্ধু that minstrels will write songs about them, taking the part of the minstrel.
You say “hola, nerdmigos!”
You laugh at the same things over and over again.
You have the picture of the হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ Cat that wants to “Haz Cheezeburger.”
Your excuse for getting teased about a nerdy possession is “it’s a lot শীতল when girls aren’t looking at it.”
You refuse to cut open a dumpling.
You name your cat Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
আপনি understand why one can’t wear a warrior flight suit on Halloween.
You can no longer read “The Little Engine That Could.”
Your alternative name for sex is “hyna klyna bang-bang music!”
You get আরো nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility when keeping a secret.
You know that the check engine light being on means that আপনি should…you know…check your engine!
You understand that for someone to miss you, আপনি have to be gone.
You like smiley faces carved into your grilled cheese.
You diagnose Tourettes Syndrome when someone randomly swears.
You know that forks are for eating, and tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
You really want a Snuggie, so আপনি can get “all snoodled up.”
After greeting your parents, আপনি say, “I’m not drunk,” afterwards explaining that আপনি are just making conversation.
You say, “Holy crap on a cracker!”
You start ordering your barbecue বেকন চীজ বার্গার with “barbecue, bacon, and cheese on the side.”
You have a পছন্দ place to “kick back after a quest.”
You call your boyfriend your little homunculus.
You instruct people আপনি are feuding with to চুম্বন your Barbie.
You want to be a rabbit king.
After making a তারিখ with someone, আপনি inform them that you’ll get your chisel, to carve the…never mind.
You are suddenly afraid of every ঝরনা without adhesive ducks.
You add “bam!” to the end of every sentence.
You try to make ভূট্টা starch and water dance on a stereo.
You say “shmear me.”
You know that প্রণয় is a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms অথবা hits আপনি with the pepper spray.
You know the difference between “centrifugal” and “centripetal” force.
You hear “manganese” and laugh to yourself.
You realize it’s a good point that many villains have advanced degrees, and feel graduate school should step it up.
You celebrate “Anything Can Happen Thursday.”
You hear someone say “PMS” অথবা “AA,” and think of the Perpetual Motion Squad and the Army Ants.
You end all voice messages with, “It’s Howard.”
You know that “friends do not get their বন্ধু care bears all sweaty.”
Your response to people questioning your behavior is “it’s an experiment.”
You tell people that they need to picture আপনি with a giant squid head.
You inform people that it is “Junior Rodeo On!”
You have a new and creepy way of comforting people who are injured and/or scared.
You প্রণয় Leonard and Penny.
You sort your cereal দ্বারা fiber content.
A Mexican Hairless is mentioned and আপনি say, “annoying little animal; yip yip yip!”
You know the name of every episode…
…in order.
You order Virgin Diet Cuba Libres at bars.
You know you’re not insane because your mother had আপনি tested.
You প্রণয় a couple so much আপনি will fight to the death for them.
You HAVE a “you know you’re obsessed when” article.
You can be persuaded দ্বারা Spock’s Dying Words.
You say that a relationship that ended badly “crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.”
You explain that the আসন beside আপনি is taken দ্বারা “my physics bowl trophy!”
You can think of some really nasty pranks to play on people আপনি loathe in your workplace.
You can name at least five nicknames for Sheldon.
You call yourself অথবা a particularly spontaneous acquaintance, “a big ol’ five.”
You know how the শিরোনাম is relevant to the episode.
You can guess the content of the episode in advance, based solely on the title.
You don’t want Sheldon to ever-ever, get a girlfriend.
You know how many days it is to the পরবর্তি new episode (even over a summer).
You suggest people make বন্ধু দ্বারা simply being pleasant.
You do a high pitched “he he he he he he!” when trying to be intimidating.
You use lines from the প্রদর্শনী in casual conversation.
You have a bowl for your keys.
You hold out the word “bowl” when discussing your bowl for keys.
You know that in Nebraska people only shoot things if they want to eat them অথবা make them leave their boyfriends alone.
You award “strikes” to your বন্ধু for breaking unwritten “rules” in your home.
You want Sheldon’s contraption that folds laundry.
You try to smash a flash ফ্রোজেন banana.
You call yourself “the small package good things come in” when trying to pick up girls.
You disguise your voice over the phone and ask people why they are calling at such an “ungodly” hour.
You get a new friend and start chanting “one of us, one of us…”
You make sure your temporary বিছানা is oriented with the headboard away from the door.
Someone asks who আপনি are and আপনি say, “I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo…”
You suddenly are proud of your restraining orders.
A friend tells someone that they are dead to them, and আপনি go on to explain exactly what that means.
The first thing আপনি share with people about yourself is your Zodiac sign.
After listening to a painful melody, say with a lot of emotion, “God, that’s a good song!”
You won’t have anyone touch your food.
You look up the definition of “quantum mechanics” because it’s referenced so much.
You have a special “spot” আপনি always must sit in.
You will never forget “Higgs Boson Particle.”
You want “the bleep” to be replaced দ্বারা a boing! And an atom picture…
And when আপনি don’t need any আরো explanation on the পূর্ববর্তি statement.
You change “lobster” to “mobster.”
You cheered when Penny completed the Sheldon’s Spot Rant without error.
You say, in the voice of the Incredible Hulk “Good-night, Puny Human!”
You tell people আপনি are arguing with that “you and I are about to have a problem.”
You are asked to tell a secret and reply “I’m Batman! Shhh!”
You really want Raj’s শার্ট that plays music.
You have a baseball bat handy, so if someone breaks in আপনি can go “all Nebraska on them”!
You tell yourself that আপনি are the master of your own bladder.
You already knew that Sheldon and Penny were বন্ধু and so were not surprised when she was not the “acquaintance.”
You aren’t sure of an answer and so guess “Star Wars”?
You know that Sheldon didn’t invent the 26 dimensions-they’re there!
You know that Stan Lee is not Bruce Lee’s brother.
You want to know how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.
You want a Joker ringtone even though it creeps both Penny and Leonard out.
You want Cylon toast.
You know that the three most menial jobs are tollbooth attendant, আপেল store genius, and what Penny does.
You want to go to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
You make an Big Bang Theory themed Easter Egg.
You look at a friend and say slowly “Schnapps.”
You give someone the “moving finger.”
You know that if “it doesn’t feel like an arm,” then “maybe আপনি should let it go.”
