A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope আপনি do to!

'The পাস্তা Diet'


The পাস্তা Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN পাস্তা DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. আপনি walk পাস্তা da bakery.

2... আপনি walka পাস্তা da ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট store.

3.. আপনি walka পাস্তা da Ice Cream shop.

4. আপনি walka পাস্তা da টেবিল and fridge.

আপনি will lose weight!

AND....

For those of আপনি who watch what আপনি eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer হৃদয় attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer হৃদয় attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer হৃদয় attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer হৃদয় attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer হৃদয় attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what আপনি like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.