kwonka bomera

ah, idk if i am supposed to mention this but i didn't write this! it was sent to me দ্বারা যন্ত্রপত্র :D

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through...

Yes, it's that magical time of বছর again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to আগুন at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long সৈকত , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.





And now, the honorable mentions:





2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland হারিয়ে গেছে a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a
little shopping around, দাখিল হয়েছে a claim to his insurance company....