Nightlocke sat in the marital বিছানা she shared with Tanokotech, her husband of at least two-thousand years. She never slept; a past mistake prevented her from doing so. Instead, it was comforting to know that she could still curl up with a good book about the intricacies of sleep disorders and other sleep impairments.
As usual, Tanokotech was elsewhere in the castle, probably dancing অথবা throwing Imps at the wall.
She didn't care. She didn't care for the past two-thousand years, why tonight?
Tanokotech slunk into the room, metallic blue smudges all over his জ্যাকেট from where he tried to clean it...

.:Do Not:. Blink&Echo

 "Will আপনি put down the barbecue sauce? You're not going to eat her," ব্যক্ত the pink-themed god. The blue one threw the bottle of condiment at his brother. 
 "Yes, I will. Brother dear, it is not my fault that আপনি brought little Miss Bite-Size to my attention."
 Echo rolled his eyes. "You're such a dog."
 Blink smirked at his brother. "You hypocrite."
 Echo traced his claws along his bracelets. "I spoke with Nightlocke today. She ব্যক্ত that আপনি had tried to eat her."
 Blink lifted one blonde eyebrow. "Get to the point, brother."
 "You want to screw CandyPants, don't...

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Riddles

"I want to have a tournament of riddles."
 Echo of Hearts looked intrigued. "Alright. আপনি first."
 Mudaik took in a deep breath. "What gets wet as it dries?"
 Echo raised an eyebrow. "How quaint. A towel. What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?"
 Mudaik thought for a moment. "... An umbrella. What's black, White, and red all over?"
 Echo chuckled. "I'm tempted to say 'bleeding zebra', but then I would lose. A newspaper. What has four legs in the beginning, two in the middle, and three in the end?"
 Mudaik cursed himself. Echo's good at riddles?!...

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Knave

 "Tell me' who I am about to slay, little knight," Mudaik said. The knight scoffed.
 "I am no knight. I am a knave!" The KNAAAAAVVVEEE was avoiding Mudaik's question. 
 "Answer my question, Knave."
 Of course, the Knave removed his helmet. Only to reveal that the Knave wasn't a he. 
 "CandyPants?!" Mudaik demanded. The প্রণয় of his life was threatening to kill him... Ugh. 
 "Who's 'CandyPants'?! Sounds like a stripper!" The knave said. "I am CandyHearts, Knave of the Queen's Court." She raised the lance up to level with Mudaik's face. 
 "I need to see the...

আপনি wake up. আপনি are in a বিছানা that is decorated with a black-widow comforter and a বালিশ with matching pillowcase. আপনি decide now is a good time to get up.
But first, who are you?

You are Mudaik Mad-Shah. আপনি are the Shah of the area to the immediate West of Tejas.
You have a healthy fascination with spiders and know many songs and lullabies just about them.
You are also a raving sociopath with a fear/fascination of cows and have the tendency fly off the handle whenever someone annoys you, which would be a lot if your girlfriend, also the only person আপনি relate to, didn’t spoil your fun with...

Mudaik in WonderLand: To The House of Cards

 Scarlet-Cat flew above the gang, and Mudaik trudged through the slime, muck, and mud, groaning, complaining, and nearly throwing up. The Hatter/Hare duo were smarter about their surroundings and went around the marshes. After a while, Scarlet-Cat pulled him out and threw him at the Hatter. "Incoming, Stain-Brat!"
 Annabelle caught Mudaik, quickly discarding him. "Oh, piss off, pussy!"
 "Is that the best that you've got?" Scarlet-Cat asked, before she disappeared. Annabelle fumed.
 Scarlet-Cat reappeared an ঘন্টা later, with a lamp shade on her head...

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Cheshire Cat

Mudaik opened his eyes to see... An acid trip? Everything was glowing, প্রজাপতি were flying toast, and CandyPants was no where in sight. He looked around.
 "CandyPants?" he asked the air.
 "No. Cheshire." A familiar voice said. Mudaik whipped his head around, only to see no one. He looked up to see a familiar face floating in the air. CandyPants' mom?
 "Uh... What are আপনি doing here, mother of the woman that I love?"
 Scarlet's face looked confused. The blue cat ears on her head didn't look like a headband. "You loon, I am mother to no one! This pussy...

Shattering.
It made a hideous noise.
It was indefinable. It was frightening to the core.
It was especially bad when it was your Uncle Ethan's.
Ia backed away slowly, hoping to avoid someone who would finally assimilate him for this unforgivable offense.
Larke.
He was dead.

Here Alex was, minding his own business while screwing with Annabelle's SocialNoose, when a little thing in only his jammies crashed into his torso.
"OI I DIDN'T DO NOTHING IT WAS ONE OF THE OTHER-oh," he yelled.
"Uncle Alex?" asked Ia, positively guilty to death.
"Poor little git," Alex said, naturally patronizing. "You look as though...

--Oh pfff. The last adventure that was Ia-centric was a bit of a success, so I decided to introduce another thing like it. c: Guide at bottom.--

--Ia’s looking for some skinny jeans at Borvetei’s. And it isn’t going well. His poor little PJ শীর্ষ is covered in মাখন and it looks like he’s dying in the corset. :)
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--It’s bloody 25cm. I’ll be a MacGrath’s uncle if he has a 25cm waist.
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