We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching The Secret বৃত্ত — for example: If আপনি see a bunch of paper strewn around the hall, assume a witch battle went down.

Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Season 1, Episode 3!

1. Why bother putting a tracking device on someone when আপনি can just smear your blood all over their face?

2. No one will think you’re weird if আপনি stand দ্বারা your locker yelling “lock, unlock” in the middle of a hallway.

3. Bad guys wear leather, good guys where cardigans.

4. Blondes named Cassie are incapable of driving themselves anywhere.

5. Studs “don’t do dances.”

6. Wearing guy-liner doesn’t make আপনি gay.

7. পরবর্তি time আপনি want to sit alone in a room talking to a candle, bring a body guard.

8. If আপনি experience “flashes of Faye” assume she tried to kill you.

9. Satchels are the new back pack.

10. পরবর্তি time your dad tells আপনি he has a girlfriend, assume he’s an evil henchman.

11. Cabins in the woods make a great place to dump bodies.

12. No one will notice if আপনি shove a dead bod into your ট্রাঙ্ক during the middle of a school dance.

13. Dances are for nerds.

14. If আপনি develop a crush on a taken man, everyone in town will encourage আপনি to be the other woman.

15. In Chance Harbor, “school dance” is often mis-interpreted as “dress up as your পছন্দ Mad Men character.”

16. Telling someone she looks just like her dead mom is a great conversation starter.

17. All the cool boys dress up like Jason Priestly every day.

18. Denim jackets are not acceptable dance wear attire, we don’t care how “cool” আপনি are.

19. When a crazy fisherman is out to kill you, don’t wander the hallways alone.

20. Orphans are double damaged.

**This প্রবন্ধ was written দ্বারা Mehera Bonner, and was originally পোষ্ট হয়েছে on www.wetpaint.com.**