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Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, অথবা I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call আপনি later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is অথবা I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an আপেল hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You ব্যক্ত সরানো on
Where do I go
I guess সেকেন্ড best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of আপনি
What আপনি would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You ব্যক্ত there's
Tons of মাছ in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...

    Both launching অগ্রবর্তী for the entrance of the tomb, Elena and Stefan were really moving. Damon was standing beyond the threshold with his breath caught in his throat. His brother could very well kill the প্রণয় of his life.
    And then, Stefan caught her.
    Elena’s eyes locked with his and terror was starting to over take her আরো than before. There was no telling what he would do to her. After all, she hadn’t earned anything other than this from him. She had not প্রদত্ত him a reason to প্রদর্শনী her mercy but in his eyes that’s...

Katherine sat opposite me with a confused look on her face opposite me. She glanced up and stared hard at my face.
“Those ভ্যাম্পায়ার won’t find us straight away, but when they do…” I shuddered along with the other three. “What can we do?” she ব্যক্ত as she buried her face in her knees.
“I think I know someone who can help us,” Damon ব্যক্ত wonderingly. “Katherine, I think it would be much easier if you…stayed here, rather than come with us,” he added. She stood up angrily.
“Why? I have every right to walk outside!” she ব্যক্ত as she clenched her fists.
“Katherine, আপনি look...