I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you

She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes প্রথমপাতা with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream ফ্যান্টাসি

I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish হরিণ do
And I’ll wait if আপনি stay ‘cos foggy লন্ডন town’s not built for me অথবা you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I প্রণয় you

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes প্রথমপাতা with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with বন্ধু but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream ফ্যান্টাসি