Tolee the Snow Prince

People always have a little luck during their lifetime. Tolee, today, takes it to the পরবর্তি level.

Tolee: Why do I have a feeling today is going to be one of my better days?

Rintoo, পরবর্তি door: Crap... I really need a new bed. *cracks back* Ahh... that's better.

Tolee: *reading paper* Well I'll be damned! My stock investments shot up 40%! I'm the richest koala in town! *realizes he now only has $4600*
Ah well I'm still rich in my mind.

Rintoo: Ah hell, my sports picks all হারিয়ে গেছে in blowouts. Football, bascketball, hockey... no wins for me. Ugh, I knew today was gonna be crappy.

Kai-Lan: *goes to Rintoo's...

Ho-ly SHIT, it's been a hell of a long time since I wrote a fanfic here. I can actually see cobwebs! Anyway, here, Tolee wants to become a comedian. Will it work out? Read it and find out.

Tolee: Hey, Rintoo, I'm doing my first ever comedy gig. Wanna come check it out?
Rintoo: Sure, why not?
Tolee: Great. Here's a ticket. Any tips?
Rintoo: These days, raunchy is in. আপনি have to be a little edgy to get anywhere.
Tolee: Well, there goes about 75% of my act.
Rintoo: Also, nobody knows who the fuck আপনি are, অথবা anything about you. They will believe anything. Make shit up as আপনি go.
Tolee: See আপনি there...

All is not well in Tolee's house. Some inconsiderate bastard গাউন Pandy!

*Tolee has just woken up and is looking অগ্রবর্তী to sharing Pandy with Rintoo and Hoho today. But when he opens the door to Pandy's house...*

Tolee: *galaxy-shattering scream; 5.0 tremors reported 5 miles from Tolee immediately after* What in the name of...?! Who took my Pandy!? *crying* Damn it! Here I am, just waking up, and some asshat comes and takes my most prized possession!
Rintoo: Tolee shoulda been here দ্বারা now... I'll go see what's going on. *In Tolee's house* Oh my god, Tolee! What happened?!
Tolee: Some jerk broke...

With tickets won with Scrabble battles, Rintoo and Mei Mei joined Tolee and found an abandoned warehouse where the band(whichever one shows up) will play. However, the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান is only one of the mysteries about this.

Tolee: All right, which band are we going to get here...?
Rintoo: The Peeking Mice played সঙ্গীত on my birthday; they could be playing here.
Tolee: Doubt it.
Mei Mei: Do any of আপনি want to play Phantasy তারকা Portable with me while we wait? I'm getting bored standing around here.
Tolee and Rintoo: Sure.
Rintoo: My character's a LV86 Beast called Ultimeow.
Tolee: *laughs* What a stupid character...

Tolee decided to enter a contest on the radio for সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান tickets. Tolee has been told that the tickets have no band name on them; a mystery সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান is coming to San Francisco! We যোগদান the contest, which just started.

Radio DJ: I have, here with me today, Tolee the koala! *applause button* Tolee, let's cut the shit and get right down to business.
Tolee: Glad to be here. What do I have to do in order to claim these tickets?
DJ: It's simple. I've asked a close friend of mine to bring in what আপনি need. *I suddenly appear handing Tolee a GBA with the game Bookworm already in it.*
Tolee: What the hell...