দ্বারা the time I got to the small shopping center in my ever smaller town, my Jeep had stalled twice, the window was stuck half way and the little light on the dash was flashing. Could it get any worst? Better not say that in case something did happen.
I grabbed my keys, stuffed them in my bag and slammed the door.
“Julie! Over here! Juuuuulie!” Sophie was almost standing on her chair in the খাবার court waving her hands in the air like a lunatic. “What took so long? I've been waiting for like 3 hours!” she ব্যক্ত when I finally managed to weave my way through the other people there. “I only got your text 20 মিনিট ago, so if you've been here three hours, it's not my fault.” I crossed my arms and glared at her. There was a brief moment of silence between the two of us before we both burst out laughing. “So what did আপনি want me for anyway? Is it another guy from the football team? অথবা maybe it's ফুটবল this time.” I sat in the chair opposite her and took a sip of her root-beer. “That's mine,” she grabbed the drink from my hands, “And it is a guy but this time is different.”
“How different?” I looked up at her from under my long lashes.
“He's not on a team, but he does প্রণয় going for hikes in the forest.” She replied dreamily.
“Hey, Sophie! Sophie!” I snapped my fingers in front of her face.
“Oh, what? Oh sorry. Anyway, do আপনি want to know what he looks like? I only got a quick glimpse in history class for like 45 minutes.”
“Ya a quick glimpse all right. আগুন away, I'm bound to hear about it sooner অথবা later.” I wiggled in my seat, getting comfortable. “Well, where to start? Oh, I know. He has the most gorgeous hair! It's blond and flips up on the ends like a little halo! Oh it's soooo cute! And his eyes are the sweetest shade of blue....” Sophie continued her বিবরণ in painful detail. I flipped open my cell phone to check for any texts when I noticed one from someone I didn't know. “Brett Coulis?”
“...And his arms are soooo, did আপনি say something Jules?”
“Umm, it's just, I got a text from some guy named Brett Coulis. আপনি know him?”
“Brett Coulis, as in the guy I was just talking about! OMG! How did he get your number? Can আপনি give it to me, please.” Sophie was almost on her knees, begging for this number. I gave it to her then looked at the clock, it was nearly 5:00pm. “Sophie, I got to go, so call me later. Ok?” I was stuffing my phone back in my pocket.
“Ya sure, see ya.” She gave me a hug then headed off to the stores.
I was walking to my Jeep, when I remembered that I hadn't read the text from Brett. I dug my phone out of my pocket again and looked, it read:
“17 right? They'll be ready, আপনি should be too.”
Ok, creepy. How did he know my age when I had just heard about him today? And who were they? And what should I be ready for?
I grabbed my keys, stuffed them in my bag and slammed the door.
“Julie! Over here! Juuuuulie!” Sophie was almost standing on her chair in the খাবার court waving her hands in the air like a lunatic. “What took so long? I've been waiting for like 3 hours!” she ব্যক্ত when I finally managed to weave my way through the other people there. “I only got your text 20 মিনিট ago, so if you've been here three hours, it's not my fault.” I crossed my arms and glared at her. There was a brief moment of silence between the two of us before we both burst out laughing. “So what did আপনি want me for anyway? Is it another guy from the football team? অথবা maybe it's ফুটবল this time.” I sat in the chair opposite her and took a sip of her root-beer. “That's mine,” she grabbed the drink from my hands, “And it is a guy but this time is different.”
“How different?” I looked up at her from under my long lashes.
“He's not on a team, but he does প্রণয় going for hikes in the forest.” She replied dreamily.
“Hey, Sophie! Sophie!” I snapped my fingers in front of her face.
“Oh, what? Oh sorry. Anyway, do আপনি want to know what he looks like? I only got a quick glimpse in history class for like 45 minutes.”
“Ya a quick glimpse all right. আগুন away, I'm bound to hear about it sooner অথবা later.” I wiggled in my seat, getting comfortable. “Well, where to start? Oh, I know. He has the most gorgeous hair! It's blond and flips up on the ends like a little halo! Oh it's soooo cute! And his eyes are the sweetest shade of blue....” Sophie continued her বিবরণ in painful detail. I flipped open my cell phone to check for any texts when I noticed one from someone I didn't know. “Brett Coulis?”
“...And his arms are soooo, did আপনি say something Jules?”
“Umm, it's just, I got a text from some guy named Brett Coulis. আপনি know him?”
“Brett Coulis, as in the guy I was just talking about! OMG! How did he get your number? Can আপনি give it to me, please.” Sophie was almost on her knees, begging for this number. I gave it to her then looked at the clock, it was nearly 5:00pm. “Sophie, I got to go, so call me later. Ok?” I was stuffing my phone back in my pocket.
“Ya sure, see ya.” She gave me a hug then headed off to the stores.
I was walking to my Jeep, when I remembered that I hadn't read the text from Brett. I dug my phone out of my pocket again and looked, it read:
“17 right? They'll be ready, আপনি should be too.”
Ok, creepy. How did he know my age when I had just heard about him today? And who were they? And what should I be ready for?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, অথবা things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if আপনি die from laughter, অথবা possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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কনভার্স is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My বন্ধু all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
চকোলেট coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I প্রণয় Harry Potter
অথবা was it আপেল Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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কনভার্স is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My বন্ধু all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
চকোলেট coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I প্রণয় Harry Potter
অথবা was it আপেল Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
The Yarn....
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH সেকেন্ড পছন্দ CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH পছন্দ CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND পছন্দ IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND গর্ত I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA পরাকাষ্ঠা YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Me (right) and my brother (left).
Mom (left) and Dad (right).
in dedication to Mina
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.
Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.
Let it be done!
Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the হৃদয় and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The হারিয়ে গেছে will flee অথবা loose heart.
'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned অথবা tainted অথবা overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I প্রদর্শনী signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.
I may grow weary.
Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!
KAKASHI
Why can't the world become a fairytale book?
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much আরো green
ড্রাগন that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And মার্জার that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give আপনি nice things
Princesses aren't snobby কুইন bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, অথবা copper অথবা even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
আপনি can get your own fairy and wish for whatever আপনি want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much আরো green
ড্রাগন that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And মার্জার that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give আপনি nice things
Princesses aren't snobby কুইন bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, অথবা copper অথবা even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
আপনি can get your own fairy and wish for whatever আপনি want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around
