SLOTH

'Do আপনি ever get off the couch, sir?
Do আপনি ever get off the পালঙ্ক and stop watching TV?
Do আপনি ever go for a run?
Do আপনি ever simply walk around অথবা exercise outside?
Do আপনি just play video games all day, sir?
Do আপনি even do any work?
Man, আপনি are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
ব্যক্ত this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As আপনি humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see আপনি sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with আপনি sleeping all the time,
আপনি just make people angry because আপনি will not
Get up and help.

আপনি see, good sir,
I am the reason
আপনি may have dropped out of high school,
Since আপনি were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
অথবা have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason আপনি may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because আপনি were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
অথবা আপনি may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason আপনি may not have graduated,
For আপনি took school less seriously than others,
And আপনি did not do your homework,
And আপনি had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because আপনি failed them;
Yet আপনি could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took আপনি out of school,
Without letting আপনি get your diploma.

আপনি blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For আপনি struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason আপনি may have dropped out of college,
For আপনি thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the পরবর্তি day.
আপনি gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes আপনি fail intensively.

I am the reason আপনি did not earn your major,
For আপনি partied too much,
And আপনি felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With আপনি living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And আপনি unable to hold a job.

I am the reason আপনি may have হারিয়ে গেছে your job,
For আপনি slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
অথবা programming the computer system
That your boss asked আপনি to do.
আপনি would rather play Sudoku
অথবা check your email
Than do what your boss asks আপনি to do.
আপনি would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
আপনি made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to আগুন you,
And now আপনি have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For আপনি cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see আপনি in this way,
As miserable as আপনি are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever আপনি came home,
আপনি would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
অথবা making dinner
অথবা helping take care of the kids.
I made আপনি irresponsible,
Making আপনি unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand আপনি anymore,
For আপনি never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
আপনি pitiful little thing,
আপনি live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
আপনি better be careful,
For I অথবা one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.

GLUTTONY

Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

আপনি have probably heard these words,
For আপনি know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make আপনি hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make আপনি so greedy
When আপনি eat at the dinnertable
That আপনি eat everything in plain sight.
আপনি eat আরো than আপনি can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
আপনি have a sweet tooth,
Eating মিষ্টান্ন after dessert,
Eating চকোলেট bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's চিনাবাদাম মাখন cups দ্বারা the dozens,
And 100 tons of চিনাবাদাম মাখন cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make আপনি eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever মিষ্টান্ন there is.

I am the reason আপনি gain weight,
For আপনি eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
আপনি are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see আপনি get a হৃদয় attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
অথবা আপনি will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.

WRATH

I am one of the deadly sins,
For I am the one that makes আপনি feel angry,
And may lead আপনি to do wrongful things.

I blind you,
And mask the truth from you;
I hide your actions,
And make them unaware to আপনি until
আপনি realise what just happened.

I am a curse,
For I blind আপনি from the truth,
And make আপনি unwilling to accept that truth,
Because I am anger,
Which makes your rage come true,
Which brings about your wrath,
Which is my true name,
And with it comes a grudge.

I am a curse,
And আপনি do not want me,
But honestly,
It is fun for me to see
আপনি hurting other people,
Even though আপনি don't intentionally do it,
অথবা even if আপনি are blinded দ্বারা the truth.
For I am Wrath,
And I take amusement from your anger,
And the pain আপনি inflict on others,
And I am from the fiery pits of hell.

Beware of your human instincts,
For I am one of them,
And I may প্রদর্শনী up in your fiery head.

ENVY

I am one of the deadly sins,
Something that will make death come to you
If আপনি should feel me at all.
I am one of your emotions
Something আপনি might not be able to control,
Something that will make আপনি mad
If I were to make আপনি feel it.

I am that feeling of desire,
Which আপনি feel most of all,
That comes with lust,
Comes with materialism,
Comes with things আপনি cannot explain.
I am the thing আপনি will regret,
If আপনি should
Ever
Get
Your
Way.

I am what আপনি call jealousy,
That thing that makes the green-eyed monster,
অথবা one of them, anyway.
I make আপনি jealous,
For I make আপনি want your best friend's girlfriend,
Make আপনি desire your neighbour's wife,
Making আপনি covet her in every way,
And making your lustful
Dreams come true.

I am the thing that makes আপনি materialistic
Making আপনি covet your neighbour's house,
Coveting the new lawn mower he received,
And the new 3D Tv he got at the store.
I make আপনি covet the new cell phone
Your best friend has,
The new iPhone 4S with Siri on it and everything.
I make আপনি covet your brother's new Lamborghini,
And your father's Chevy Camaro that was redone,
And your uncle's Ford Galaxy 500,
Which are all very appealing to your eyes,
Since আপনি প্রণয় cars so much.
I make your son covet his best friend's
New WiiU,
And his new নিন্টেডো 3DS
Because he thinks it is so cool.
I make your wife covet her co-worker's Gucci,
The beautiful $500 টাকার থলি she is not able to afford,
And I make your daughter covet her best friend's
Beautiful prom dress
Because আপনি are not able to afford the beautiful
expensive dress for $2500.

I make আপনি act in jealousy
When your wife is talking to another man,
For আপনি become angry,
And আপনি feel as if আপনি are
Being cockolded.
আপনি will not let a man take a hold of your wife,
And আপনি will not let some buffoon make a fool out of you.
Your wife is beautiful,
And no one can lay eyes on her but you,
And if anyone DOES touch her,
He is in a world of danger.
No one will ক্রুশ you,
For আপনি know your ground,
And he knows his.
No one flirts with your wife.
After all, I do make আপনি Ernest Hemingway.

I also make আপনি act like Cain
When your brother gets all the attention from your parents,
For আপনি never got anything,
And he always got the praise.
I সরানো আপনি to do evil,
And, yes, I encourage you.
I am your human forethought,
And only আপনি can resist me.

I am envy,
I am a deadly sin,
And আপনি know that,
However, I am just instinct,
Like all of the other sins,
And it amuses me to see আপনি people fall,
For we are the wild beings in the night,
Released from the pits of hell....