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HALLUCINATION
Derek’s Perspective
I wake up in a hospital. Someone was hanging over me. It was kind of creepy. I looked around and realized I was the one in the hospital bed. I stared up at the person looking down at me.
I asked, “Why am I in a hospital, and who are you?”
They responded, “You were in a coma. আপনি drank too much diet soda. আপনি passed out. আপনি kept screaming out, ‘CARTER! CARTER!’ and flailing your arms around. আপনি kept saying, ‘Why, Jesse, why?’ We had to put আপনি in a straightjacket so আপনি wouldn’t harm yourself অথবা others.”
“Okay, but who are you?”
“I’m your mother, dear. Now take a bite out of these Spaghettios!”
“So was all of that a hallucination?!”
“I suppose so.”
“Where’s my girlfriend?!”
“Dear, you’ve been single for 10 years now.”
“Wait, how old am I then?”
“You’re 32, dear.”
“Wow, I’m a loser, aren’t I?”
“No comment. Anyways, I do believe that আপনি are ready to go home, yes?”
“I guess. One আরো question, though. Are আপনি a hallucination, too?”
She chuckled, “No, dear, I am not a hallucination. Let’s get আপনি back to my house.”
“Okay, mum. Let’s head home."
HALLUCINATION
Derek’s Perspective
I wake up in a hospital. Someone was hanging over me. It was kind of creepy. I looked around and realized I was the one in the hospital bed. I stared up at the person looking down at me.
I asked, “Why am I in a hospital, and who are you?”
They responded, “You were in a coma. আপনি drank too much diet soda. আপনি passed out. আপনি kept screaming out, ‘CARTER! CARTER!’ and flailing your arms around. আপনি kept saying, ‘Why, Jesse, why?’ We had to put আপনি in a straightjacket so আপনি wouldn’t harm yourself অথবা others.”
“Okay, but who are you?”
“I’m your mother, dear. Now take a bite out of these Spaghettios!”
“So was all of that a hallucination?!”
“I suppose so.”
“Where’s my girlfriend?!”
“Dear, you’ve been single for 10 years now.”
“Wait, how old am I then?”
“You’re 32, dear.”
“Wow, I’m a loser, aren’t I?”
“No comment. Anyways, I do believe that আপনি are ready to go home, yes?”
“I guess. One আরো question, though. Are আপনি a hallucination, too?”
She chuckled, “No, dear, I am not a hallucination. Let’s get আপনি back to my house.”
“Okay, mum. Let’s head home."
One of my songs I wrote.
Luv is stronger than a whole red brick wall
Luv is stranger than a bird 9000 feet tall
When আপনি compare a object with love
You'll see it will never fit on like a glove
With প্রণয় you'll see big consequences
But you'll never ever finish your sentence
প্রণয় is really just too much stress for some
I think their crazy why look so glum
People just don't believe in love
But they always have to push everyone and shove
প্রণয় is wrong
প্রণয় is not
প্রণয় is right
প্রণয় is tight
প্রণয় is strange
প্রণয় can change
In a range
That's why I'm গান গাওয়া this song
Luv is stronger than a whole red brick wall
Luv is stranger than a bird 9000 feet tall
When আপনি compare a object with love
You'll see it will never fit on like a glove
With প্রণয় you'll see big consequences
But you'll never ever finish your sentence
প্রণয় is really just too much stress for some
I think their crazy why look so glum
People just don't believe in love
But they always have to push everyone and shove
প্রণয় is wrong
প্রণয় is not
প্রণয় is right
প্রণয় is tight
প্রণয় is strange
প্রণয় can change
In a range
That's why I'm গান গাওয়া this song