I have twenty pairs of X-His from the কনভার্স store পরবর্তি door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say মেষ ভ্যাম্পায়ার Rock on them. Yeah, I প্রণয় the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with মেষ that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into মেষ ভ্যাম্পায়ার that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of কোকাকোলা left from an বছর পূর্বে shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or আপনি shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, অথবা things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if আপনি die from laughter, অথবা possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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কনভার্স is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My বন্ধু all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
চকোলেট coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I প্রণয় Harry Potter
অথবা was it আপেল Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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কনভার্স is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My বন্ধু all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
চকোলেট coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I প্রণয় Harry Potter
অথবা was it আপেল Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!