10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming আপনি have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the ক্রুশ and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming আপনি have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the ক্রুশ and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
hey all i forgot to post this yesterday.All my বন্ধু say its amazing so...Im gonna stop talking and let আপনি read :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do আপনি keep the people আপনি প্রণয় safe? When আপনি have to keep yourself নিরাপদ first? How do আপনি keep the person আপনি প্রণয় safe? When that person doesnt প্রণয় আপনি anymore? How do আপনি keep your প্রণয় নিরাপদ when your whole world changes?
So what do আপনি think? Hope ya like it!! :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do আপনি keep the people আপনি প্রণয় safe? When আপনি have to keep yourself নিরাপদ first? How do আপনি keep the person আপনি প্রণয় safe? When that person doesnt প্রণয় আপনি anymore? How do আপনি keep your প্রণয় নিরাপদ when your whole world changes?
So what do আপনি think? Hope ya like it!! :)
This story take place after Nessie is born. Zoey has been in the family since The begining of twilight. Although I don't cover anything from the books. Whatever happen to Bella it happen to Zoey accept getting pregant with a half vampire half human baby. Zoey is in প্রণয় with Jacob Black but Jake is in প্রণয় with Nessie. Alice and Jasper are practically her parents. She fill like the outsider because she is not a vampire, warewolf অথবা like Nessie. The Volturi have dicided that she can be a human, until a দিন after she turns 17. She has her GED so she doesn't have to go to school.
Ok don't get me wrong I প্রণয় the Cullens but take a look at what I would do if I was a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to তারিখ a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big বৃক্ষ a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to তারিখ a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big বৃক্ষ a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen