টুইলাইট সিরিজ Article: 10 ways to annoy Jacob Black!

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posted by AliceHaleCullen

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a মহাকাশ heater.

8. Tell him that সারমেয় make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim আপনি have imprinted. Say আপনি প্রণয় him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

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RUN Bad beggening

posted by renesmee567

bella's new shirt

bella pov.
it was a short plane ride but a long car ride to the clock tower.It was a very sunny day,luckitly jane bought me a pair of shorts and a blue tank শীর্ষ and a pair of sneakers.then they got out of the car and said"STAY HERE"jane order.
so i did then a ঘন্টা later,they came back with 5 people knocked out 3 females all with brown with black highlights,but al looked my age and 2 where male weired they where not knocked out অথবা tied up not even a blindfold,then we where a someplace then somebody opened the car door and took my arm and then those girls,i felt like i was i taken!!

bella's new shorts

bella's new shoes

My Twilight

posted by JennyRocker197

See I live in the real vampire world were ভ্যাম্পায়ার burn in the sun.

Bella is orphaned when she was 2 when her parents burned up in a house fire, she ends up in a foster প্রথমপাতা when a family called the Swans adopt her. Cassie রাজহাঁস is her new step-sister who is like her protecter from the bullies at school and just everyday people, she meets Vincent an older boy that always watches Cassie and wants to be with her. As Bella and Cassie age they see that Vincent never does, Cassie is taken aback when she discovers that Vincent is a vampire that got turned back in the 20's. As a surprise Cassie doesn't...

In the normall world chapter 12

posted by KatiiCullen94

i diddnt know how to take Edward patience and becoming obession when i saw him waiting at my home.
I dont know what was growing inside me, but i just made me mad, and angry and wanted to lash out. Was i jealous? OMG YES I WAS! that leah girl গাউন my boyfriend!!
i'd never been a bitchy girl that seeked revenge only because i never had any reason too, but this is jacob! and i could see that there were parts of him that still wanted me, and i wasnt going to give up, i still have my chance.
Maybe she forces him... i always knew i was a very lucky girl when jacob was the one that showed interest...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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[SIX]
    Okay, so maybe I was wrong, he did leave, and I let go of him, but I didn't fall down a hole without a way to dig myself out. I just stayed on the bed, a bit sad and wanting him to return, but after five মিনিট of laying there, I knew this must have been pretty damn important to interrupt our kissing, so I got up and left the room, seeking out the woman who took my man, and what she needed him for.
    "Is everything okay?" I asked once I reached Shropee's doctor's office.
    "Everything's...

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Foreign Affairs. Chap 7

posted by NeeNee14

I tried on all the clothes in my closet, and nothing would fit.I gave up and decided to put on a পোশাক and just stay in for the day.The door ঘণ্টা rang and I got up and answered it.
"Hi Aunt Alice."I said.She looked at what I was wearing, shaking her head.I let her in, she was carrying a thousand bags of clothes.Joesph was behind her with more.Joesph was Aunt Alice's and Uncle Jasper's twelve বছর old son.
"Sweetie what are আপনি wearing?"She asked me after we sat back down.I pouted.
"All my clothes shrunk"I said.She looked at me and laughed.
"Sweetie, you're pregnant remember?"She ব্যক্ত and laughed.I...

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Foreign Affairs. Chap 4

posted by NeeNee14

Kammie's Tattoo

Thx shiver-zimmy for helping me write this chapter!!
~NeeNee14

I cried for days. I lied and ব্যক্ত I was fine when my parents asked. They were so excited that I was home, I was too, until it happened. They went out again tonight. It was funny how often my parents went out, yet they never came প্রথমপাতা drunk, just extremly happy. I wished I had that, but it was taken from me. I crawled under my covers and let the tears come, আরো forcefully then before.

I wanted to make myself hurt. I figured that if I cried about everything tonight, I would be out of tears. He wasn't the only guy in the world. Everyone...

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A ইউটিউব Script(episode nineteen)Eruption!

posted by moolah

Rosalie&Emmett

A ইউটিউব Script:
*episode nineteen*
*Eruption!*
*Bella’s P.O.V*
Bella: This is nice…I think we’re bonding!
Rosalie: Yeah, but we’ve already bonding tons.
Alice: Rose is right…but now we’re *whispers* pregnant *back to normal voice*
Rosalie: Good point, Ali. *smiles and takes a sip of Alice’s blood*
Alice: *sees her* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are আপনি drinking that?
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* Duh, I’m pregnant too.
Bella: Hey, so am I!
Alice: Yeah, well then let me get আরো for you…don’t drink mine! *leaves*
Bella: Thanks, Cupcake!
Alice: Yeah, Belly…BRB!

~Inside Emmett’s Game~
(key: virtual...

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taking chances chapter 22

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 22
My mother was laughing with my aunt alice, grandma esme, and aunt Rosalie. Uncle Emmett, and uncle jasper were watching tv (what a surprise).. my grandfather was talking to my father andSvetlana was just listening. Emily was talking with Sky. And I was talking with Ivan.
“- we’ll get married, সরানো to a huge house, and live happily ever after” he told me, planning our future. I laughed.
“no kids. No pets?” I asked him
“im not really a অনুরাগী of kids” he admitted, and I smacked him. and accidentally hit my broken arm.
“ouch”I ব্যক্ত quietly.
“careful ness” Ivan told me
“seriously,...

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HUMAN CULLEN part 4

posted by mia1emmett

PART 3:
"hey, my name's Mike Newton" i ব্যক্ত "hey, Elizabeth Cullen. but i think আপনি knew that" he laughed and ব্যক্ত "walk আপনি to class?" i smiled and ব্যক্ত "no thanks, Emmett and I have all the same classes" Mike looked sad but he just nodded and walked away. I ran into Alice and she ব্যক্ত "hey, your brother Jasper is so nice!" i smiled at her and ব্যক্ত "did he tell আপনি my name?" she nodded and i told her "call me Liz" she smiled and nodded. i started walking to class Alice is so nice and she does seem perfect for Jasper! i smiled to myself and i bumped into something that felt like a brick wall....

My Broken হৃদয়

posted by LexisFaith

This is a VAMPIRE DIARIES one-shot in Stefan's POV. If I didn't put it on here, it would never get read so, before আপনি starting chewing me out for that, I KNOW!! Okay, I really hope আপনি guys like this.
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I laid back on my bed, shoving my palms into my eyes, to try and stop the tears. Despite my efforts, tears seaped through and soaked my hair and pillow.

Just a week ago, Elena was laying beside me, bringing light into my old battered room. She was running her fingers though my hair, telling me how everything would work out. She was স্নেহ চুম্বন me with...

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HUMAN CULLEN part 1

posted by mia1emmett

i made the Cullen's human and i added a character.
Idea: Dr.Cullen and his wife Esme have 4 adopted children.Emmett and Elizabeth twins, then Edward and Jasper and Renesmee
**twilight is not owned দ্বারা me, a.k.a all the characters that belong to the book belong to S.Meyer. the only thing owned দ্বারা me is Elizabeth**
***The characters might be different, they are in the way i thought of them***
*Elizabeth :: 6'4", dark brown hair that looks almost black that was wavy, light brown eyes.*

Elizabeth's P.O.V:
Renesmee ran down the stairs she was holding out BoB Emmett's pet duck. Emmett jumped off the...

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New found Sunshine Chap 12

posted by NeeNee14

I got out of the bed, but Cords were puling me back.I ripped them out my arm and the machines started beeping rapidly. Carlisle came in, he looked at me and walked over to me and wrapped me in his arms. I stood there and cried. I didn't notice he was gone and someone else came in to hug me. These arms where warm...
I looked up at who was holding me.She looked back at me and smiled. I saw my reflection in her eyes. I looked horrible, my eyes where puffy and my hair was a mess.
"He loves you, he would never do anything to hurt you...and if he ever did hurt you.I will kill him..I don't care if He's...

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Alice's Obsession Part Two

posted by basketballstar

This is a follow on to my story of Alice's Obsession. It was slightly difficult to write, as I never intended a follow on for the first one! Please মতামত and tell me what আপনি think!

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The night was pitch black as I approached my house. The moon shone down upon it, creating an eerie shadow across the meadow. The fact that there were no lights on inside didn’t strike me as strange, as I could hear the thoughts inside. I managed to shut them out before I could get too grossed out.... I made a mental note to stay away from all their rooms.
I scaled the side of the building quickly....

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When they all come back Chap 10

posted by NeeNee14

Edward was taking us to the Hamptons for a couple of weeks before he goes back to school. His family was already there, so we would tell them the new about our engagement when we see them.

We arrived at this big white house, it was so beautiful and had alot of balconies. I took the bags and carried them upstairs, no one was here. I heard the door ঘণ্টা ring and was about to answer it but Edward was already there. I saw a girl with স্ট্রবেরি blonde hair at the door, she was all smiles.
"Eddie!!!!It so good to see you." She ব্যক্ত and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"You too Tanya." He ব্যক্ত and...

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just a twist chapter 14

posted by mia1emmett

:) ;) i প্রণয় how i ended this chapter
Chapter 14
School is fun
Today was my first দিন at the packs school. Me Paul and Jared are in the same grade then Jake, Quill, Embry, Leah then Seth. It was 6:30 I got up and walked to Jake’s bathroom quickly showered and grabbed a t-shirt with a peace sign and all over লেখা that ব্যক্ত peace. Then I grabbed cut off shorts. I changed and walked out grabbed my white nikes and let Jake in to change and get ready. I made us breakfast and I noticed that Billy was...

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just a twist chapter 13

posted by mia1emmett

Tell me if আপনি want to see *sparks* ;)
Chapter 13
Welcome to the pack
I drove into Jakes drive way and I turned my car off. It was raining so my vampire scent had gone. I walked out into the soaking rain and knocked on jakes door. Jacob answered it and ব্যক্ত “right this way”. I walked in and saw the whole pack was there jake, embry, seth, paul, sam, leah, jared, quil. them all and sat down on the empty chair I ব্যক্ত “um.. I am guessing jake told আপনি all to come. Well thing is the Volturi are coming they স্মেল্ট me, Edward, and Emmett in Italy...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [TWENTY]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY]
    Later that night, I got out of the shower, ready to go to bed, anxious for Verona's arrival tomorrow morning. I was tired and anxious. If you're anxious, doesn't that mean that আপনি should be awake and a bit energized? Anyways, I am tired and anxious, and if that wasn't possible before, it now is.
    "You tired?" I asked Jerek once I crawled into bed.
    "Yea. Being nervous, and now anxious, made me tired. Plus, I had to fight a few people in...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [FOURTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
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[FOURTEEN]
    Five মিনিট later, seven knocks came to the door again, and I let Ethan back into the room.
    "He's there. I told him to lock the door, and watch out for people." Ethan said, and I felt better now.
    "Thanks so much." I said, and he nodded.
    "So, when does Shropee get here?" He asked.
    "We don't know. She ব্যক্ত she'll knock ten times on the door so we know it's her and Jerek." Tabra answered.
    "Alright....

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWELVE]
    "Cydnee, right?" The doctor said, and I nodded. "You must be Tabra." Tabra nodded. "Hi, I'm Dr. Black. But call me Ethan, please."
    "Alright, Ethan." Tabra rose to his feet and shook his hand. "Nice to meet ya'."
    "Yea. Can I ask আপনি something, Ethan?" I sat on my bed, and he nodded.
    "Did আপনি ever have Verona as a patient?" I asked him. "She's on this floor, room 23."
    "Yes, I did. I know why...

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just a twist chapter 12

posted by mia1emmett

i know this is short sorry.
Chapter 12
DREAM
I was running with Embry and Seth. Embry stopped me and I asked “what? We have to go!” but then I heard Sam say “Embry don’t do it she’s not ready” Jake grabbed my hand but Embry smacked it away and growled. I tried to run but he held tighter, I screamed ‘help!’ and Paul came running to my side. He pushed Embry and grabbed me and started running with me but then Embry pushed Paul and Paul got mad. But then I gave Paul a look and he walked away and that’s when...