টুইলাইট সিরিজ Article: Funny Twilight Quotes! :D

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posted by Renesmee_08

1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.

2) I drive like a Cullen.

3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!

4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?

6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Blondes may have আরো fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.

8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what আপনি are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.

10) "Are আপনি afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"

11) Emmett: I have to get প্রথমপাতা for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** আপনি Alice! F*** YOU!

12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*

13) "And so the hienna fell in প্রণয় with the pop tart."

14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.

15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.

16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties অথবা she will kidnapp আপনি and force আপনি to go!

17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!

18) Do that again, and I will so give আপনি a papercut in front of Jasper.

19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

20) Give blood- তারিখ a Cullen.

21) Forks: where sparkly men tell আপনি that আপনি smell delicious.

22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!

23) If an আপেল a দিন keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!

24) আপনি don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?

25) I’m sorry, did আপনি say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.

26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and সারমেয় are mans’ best friend!

27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...

28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.

29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward অথবা Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real প্রশ্ন is Jasper অথবা Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?

30) ফুলেরসাজি are red. Violets are blue. I প্রণয় Twilight. So should you.

31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.

33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...

34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would আপনি think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 বছর old man to be sneaking into an 18 বছর old girl's room to watch her sleep?

35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.

36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.

37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!

38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it

39) When Life Gives আপনি Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!

40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen

41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat

42) Keep Calm and প্রণয় Twilight

43) Oh Hale No!

44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.

45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!

46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...

47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.

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Elle-C This was truly hilarious -- thanks for posting!

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Zoey Chapter 8

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

As soon as I woke up I checked my phone. There was nothing, not even a voicemail! I went down stairs and grabbed a Red ষাঁড় and Sunny D. I mixed them together and it created my পছন্দ drink. I sat on the পালঙ্ক looking down at my
drink wondering why Collin hadn't called yet. So Collin hasn't calls you, Emmett asked. No he hasn't, I bet Jake has him doing a double shift অথবা something. I don't have him doing anything for me Jake ব্যক্ত has he walked through the door.
Do আপনি know why he hadn't called me? I asked Jacob. I can't tell আপনি anything. Please just promise me আপনি will wait and let him tell...

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Amore - Chapter 4 - Inner Look

posted by patrisha727

Here's one for today! ^_^

"Oh. My. God." Angela and I said, perfectly syncronized.
After a few mintes of silence, Angela and I bursted out laughing.
"This is NOT funny!" Lauren yelled.
That মতামত made us laugh even harder.
"I NEED a picture of this." Angela said, getting her messenger bag,
"Don't. You. Dare." Lauren growled.
Angela took her small camera and made a quick picture of Lauren's horror-strucked and embarrassed face.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Lauren yelled.

Before any of us could reply, a flight attendance came towards us.
"Excuse me? Miss? আপনি need to be আরো quiet and take your seat."...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 7-- Return of my Nightmares

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 7- Return of my Nightmares

May 1919

I approached the train station slowly. Abigail and Tom were accompanying me. The past two years had actually been quite peaceful without the constant stream of beatings and disapproval of each movement I made.

We waited as the train came to a complete stop in front of us and women and children all around us flooded around the doors to greet their loved ones. I was one of the few who stood still staring at the train. All the others were elderly, too old to rush অগ্রবর্তী অথবা I was sure they would be doing so. The crowd slowly cleared and I spotted Charles...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)-Chapter 6-- Relief

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 6- Relief

After I was done at the hospital Abigail and Tom took me home. Charles' car was waiting in the driveway. “Oh no,” I breathed. “Just drop me off here. If he sees আপনি with me he'll know I told আপনি and it will only be worse than it will for me not being here. Thank আপনি both for your help,”I smiled gratefully and sprinted back to my house. I smiled back at Tom who look angry, sad and slightly amused that I could still run as fast as always. The whole time I was running I was praying that somehow Charles wouldn't be angry with me.

I opened the door slowly and slipped inside....

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Dark Moon Ch.2

posted by Emmett4ever

Hey all your wait is over. I decided to post Ch.2. ENJOY!!! :)

Bella's POV

I got in my car and drove to school. All eyes were on my car. I was so excited and then I remebered I was 18. That's when I saw him. An angel,my angel,I couldn't beleive that I was so lucky to have him.To see him waiting for me with that হৃদয় stopping smile. My Edward. And পরবর্তি to him his sister,Alice (they weren't related.The buzz around here is that all the Cullen sibilings were adopted দ্বারা Dr.Cullen and his wife.But they looked alike with their golden eyes and the bruise like shadows under their eyes). In Alice's hands...

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The Brightest Days Form the Darkest Shadows- Chapter 1c. A Monotonous Existence

posted by honey_dreams

Maria, tired of tripping over the same entanglement of brambles every single time she walked through the front gate, reached down and forcefully ripped the twisted plant from the soil. It came loose reluctantly and left Maria with numerous cuts and scratches on her palm. She wasn’t worried- she was used to that kind of thing.
Brushing her hands, Maria made her way up the path and opened the peeling front door.
“Grandma?” she called. There was no answer. It was likely that her grandmother was working in the garden. Maria wondered if it was something all old people did. Her grandmother, certainly,...

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Zoey McDaniel Chapter 5

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

It was not a plasent দিন when I woke up at lunch. My hand was killing me and I felt bad for getting mad at Jacob. I know sooner অথবা later I would have to talk about to some body, I am just not that good on sharing my feelings. I would just rather keep them to myself. I heard people talking in the kitchen, it sounded like Charlie was over. Great, that is all that I need. I liked Charlie but he didn't know any of the secrets, so I would need to lie. I got mad and punched a brick wall? Um, that one would work, unless they already told them. I could here them talking about what happen last night....

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another story chapter 13

posted by surfergal

I
new is was cold out but I didn't care to much. I freshened my makeup
and he came inside to get me and he was talking to Carlisle, as I was
walking down the stairs Alice told me that Carlisle is playing a
fatherly role. I laughed a little bit but not to where Max would
notice. Carlisle told me to be back before 12 am that is. I ব্যক্ত hi to
max and gave him a hug.

I made small talk in the way to the beach. It wasn't much though. When
we got there it was way colder than I thought it was going to be, but I
didn't complain. I ask him how was the coast guard going and he ব্যক্ত
good he ব্যক্ত that he...

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Alice&Jaspers wierd&love alice's POV

posted by courtneykutie

Well i was bored and so i just put down whatever came to mind!!hope আপনি like it!this is one বছর after breaking dawn!

"how long are আপনি going auntie alice?"nessie asked me while i was packing up for mine and jazz's trip to Africa,we are visting বন্ধু and want some time alone!

"um...3 weeks"i ব্যক্ত and looked yep we will get back in three weeks
"yep i seen us get back in 3 week ness আপনি need to try not to grow up that fast while im gone"i ব্যক্ত and kissed her curly hair.
"I'll try!"she ব্যক্ত and jumped up gave me a hug and চুম্বন and said"bye auntie alice প্রণয় you"the she left

then i seen Edward...

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bella's life part 8

posted by edwardcullen865

i would try to get her back through talking but if that didn't work i would fight for her .emmett ব্যক্ত he would help me and edward probably would to but as for the rest i'm uncertain about.
we landed in vancouver at nine o'clock ni the evening . we গাউন a fast car a red one .i wasn't to happy on the fact that we গাউন it as everyone else was confortable. Nessie wasn't far away now. i was so worried and scared for Nessie and for all of us.i wondered if we would have to go in the way we did last time a was in Italy. it all flashed before my eyes ,and i think Edward's too because he kissed me...

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Dreamnapped Chapter 9 Finding Treasure (Bella's P.O.V.)

posted by Twilight597

ok so i have it up quicker, i hope that makes everyone happy. this is dedicated to littlemiss_ME for commenting first. same again for this one. plz plz plz plz plz review.....it makes me very, happy. i dont know if i've been putting disclaimers on here but i always froget, i dont own Twilight, i only own Keith. and this one is quite long. thanks for reading!!

Chapter 9 Finding Treasure (Edward’s P.O.V.)

I ran up the trail as fast as I could, leaving Emmett and Jasper in my dust. It spread out about 25 miles up and then just all went separate ways as if she was torn into a bunch of pieces and...

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new moon~~~twilight saga

posted by Natalia94

----------Edward and his family leave Forks because he believes he is endangering Bella's life. Bella falls into a deep depression, until she develops a strong friendship with werewolf Jacob Black. Jacob and the other নেকড়ে in his tribe must protect her from Victoria, a vampire seeking to avenge her mate James' death দ্বারা killing Bella. A misunderstanding occurs, and Edward believes Bella is dead. Edward decides to commit suicide in Volterra, Italy, but he is stopped দ্বারা Bella and Alice, Edward's sister. They meet with the Volturi, a powerful coven of vampires, and are released on the condition...

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 10- The Revenge War has Begun

posted by lycheelily

Bella's Pov

"Stop Jasper!!! Stop!! আপনি are under a wicked spell!
Is this your revenge!"

"Why yes my dear. আপনি married Edward and had a baby named
Renesmee. So, what I have decided to do is to throw them in the dungeon
until আপনি say yes to my proposal."

Now, I was in tears.

"Will আপনি marry me?"

I wanted to say NO!!! But not in that tone of manner.

"Thank you, but I will pass," I ব্যক্ত as politly as I could.

Then Rosalie went through exactly the same thing
Renesmee and Edward did.

"You know, I will do this to all your family. I even did it to Alice.
They aren't strong enough to break the ropes they...

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 8 - The dark secret

posted by lycheelily

Its short sorry. its supposed to be a cliff hanger. the পরবর্তি one is a lot longer.
I promise.

Bella's Pov.

We all looked at each other. That scream was SO familiar. Where's Alice?
Alice?

"Alice? Alice where are you?!" I shouted.

Then there was another yell coming from the middle door.
Then we realized. Alice went ahead of us and went towards the middle
section. We all ran as fast as we could. Edward smashed the door
and there they were. Alice, The mysterious man, and Jasper, with
mysterious purple eyes.

"Surprised to see me?" the man and Jasper ব্যক্ত at once.

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 6 - The journey

posted by lycheelily

Here's the পরবর্তি one!

Edward Pov's

How could Jasper betray us?! He has never done such a thing.
I never thought any of the Cullens would be against each other.

"It says that we need to go to Europe, in France. London, France to be exact.
There is supposed to be a beautiful forest, and deep within the forest is
a black castle. No one is allowed to trespass unless if they wish to die the
harsh way," Bella ব্যক্ত solemnly.

I didn't know what to say but to say, "Let's find him."

________________________________________________________________________

Alice' Pov

I felt so ashamed that I kept this secret...

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The ফ্যান্টাসি doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 18

posted by patrisha727

Extra one for আপনি today!

Edward's POV

Once we were released, I glanced back at Bella before they shut the door. Bella wasn't even প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে a sign of sadness অথবা pleading. She was lifeless, a goddess with a hard, cold, unhappy heart.

Once I got back to the vacation house, I couldn't ভালুক it. I can't remember the time at the honeymoon অথবা what happened a couple days ago. I miss her too much. I feel worse than when I left Bella. It was almost as bad as when I thought she was dead. I still can't understand why Bella acted like this. I need some answer.

I decided to go back and see Carlisle. We are...

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The ফ্যান্টাসি doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 15

posted by patrisha727

For a special treat, I'll add one আরো here for today. I wrote until part 18 in my spot. So if আপনি are eager for more, check it out!

Edward's POV

Bella? Why does she have a blank face? It reminds me of Alice when she gets a vision. But Bella can't see visions!

Then Bella startled me দ্বারা saying " Rosalie and Alice are near our vacation house. I heard Rosalie SCREAM!"

Once she ব্যক্ত that, everyone got off from the পালঙ্ক and we all ran full speed to our vacation house. Oh crap, PLEASE tell me no one is going to go inside, we didn't cover the damage.....

Well thank GOD we aren't going inside. Most...

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ভ্যাম্পায়ার and Blood

posted by AdaLove

Apart from the physiological differences with blood between a vampire and a human, blood is also important as the sole diet of a vampire. Whether animal অথবা human blood it is important to consume it regularly; without it, they will weaken mentally and be less capable of rational thought and action.

We are told that blood varies massively in flavour. Emmett’s preference for "grizzly" and Edward’s for "mountain lion" (TW10) may be indicative of their hunting styles and personalities, but জন্তু জানোয়ার don’t really appeal to vampires. The "bigger the animal, usually the better it tastes. Predators...

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'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the এমটিভি Movie Awards?

posted by Hellohoudini

'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the এমটিভি Movie Awards?

May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | দ্বারা Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's এমটিভি Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The প্রশ্ন is: Which one do আপনি most want to see? If আপনি haven't read the সেকেন্ড book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- অথবা Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the নেকড়ে Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.

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The twlight Zone: part 8

posted by Edward_lover101

When I woke up again, I was in Edwards room. Still on the bed. Where was Edward? He was here when I fell asleep. There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" I ব্যক্ত still half asleep.
"Emmet."
"Come in."
"Hey Bella. Wow it looks like আপনি come back from the dead."
"It fells that way."
"How is your arm? Carlisel told me to come see if আপনি are ok."
"It still hurts. A lot."
"Want me to talk to Jacob?" ব্যক্ত Emmet with a big grin on his face. Emmet was probly going to kill Jacob before he even blinked.
"No, Emmet. But thanks anyway."
"Sure no problm." I screamed. The pain was getting worse.
"Bella! Whats...?"...