After a pretty well received তালিকা of things Bella would never say, i decided to let আপনি guys read another তালিকা : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long তালিকা so if আপনি want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :
1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, আপনি can have Bella because আপনি are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, আপনি have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go যোগদান the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll যোগদান the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, আপনি can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy আপনি a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That পিজা looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a হৃদয় to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, আপনি make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, আপনি are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't আপনি want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, আপনি need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see আপনি again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! নেকড়ে-মানুষ smell better than আপনি do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving আপনি for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could আপনি possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill আপনি now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told আপনি I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I প্রণয় her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could আপনি LOOK আরো slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to প্রণয় আপনি to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, আপনি know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a চীজ বার্গার right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get আপনি a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This পিজা is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell আপনি that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't আপনি lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder আপনি fell in প্রণয় with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and আপনি smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would আপনি be upset if I told আপনি that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in প্রণয় with Victoria, Bella. আপনি can have your pick of Jacob অথবা Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have আপনি read these বই দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the লাইব্রেরি called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can আপনি go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can আপনি possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, নেকড়ে-মানুষ don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite আপনি Bella, why didn't আপনি just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather চুম্বন Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had ডিনার with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make স্যুইটস্ that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake স্যুইটস্ so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled দ্বারা old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do আপনি want me to bite আপনি now, অথবা never? No আরো chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, আপনি could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get আপনি for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella আপনি should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't প্রণয় you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe আপনি bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in প্রণয় and when I told আপনি I left আপনি to keep আপনি out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, আপনি do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are আপনি such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't আপনি go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long তালিকা so if আপনি want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :
1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, আপনি can have Bella because আপনি are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, আপনি have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go যোগদান the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll যোগদান the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, আপনি can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy আপনি a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That পিজা looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a হৃদয় to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, আপনি make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, আপনি are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't আপনি want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, আপনি need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see আপনি again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! নেকড়ে-মানুষ smell better than আপনি do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving আপনি for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could আপনি possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill আপনি now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told আপনি I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I প্রণয় her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could আপনি LOOK আরো slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to প্রণয় আপনি to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, আপনি know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a চীজ বার্গার right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get আপনি a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This পিজা is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell আপনি that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't আপনি lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder আপনি fell in প্রণয় with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and আপনি smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would আপনি be upset if I told আপনি that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in প্রণয় with Victoria, Bella. আপনি can have your pick of Jacob অথবা Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have আপনি read these বই দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the লাইব্রেরি called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can আপনি go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can আপনি possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, নেকড়ে-মানুষ don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite আপনি Bella, why didn't আপনি just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather চুম্বন Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had ডিনার with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make স্যুইটস্ that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake স্যুইটস্ so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled দ্বারা old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do আপনি want me to bite আপনি now, অথবা never? No আরো chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, আপনি could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get আপনি for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella আপনি should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't প্রণয় you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe আপনি bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in প্রণয় and when I told আপনি I left আপনি to keep আপনি out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, আপনি do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are আপনি such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't আপনি go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)
