TWIHARD
    
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true প্রণয় & প্রণয় at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.







WAYS TO TELL IF আপনি ARE A TWIHARD.


(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. আপনি constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an ঘন্টা for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important দিন of the week.
3. আপনি dream of going to Forks, অথবা living in Forks.
4. আপনি have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but আপনি wish ভ্যাম্পায়ার totally existed so আপনি can marry one.
6. আপনি refer to Twilight as "literary crack" অথবা a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied ব্যক্ত literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your পছন্দ ফলমূল is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your পছন্দ flowers.
10. Whenever আপনি hear "Girlfriend" দ্বারা Avril Lavigne, আপনি can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When আপনি grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. আপনি dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. আপনি look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. আপনি প্রণয় running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. আপনি hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. আপনি dream about killing Bella so আপনি can তারিখ Edward.
19. If আপনি could have one wish, it would be that আপনি were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. আপনি hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All আপনি want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. আপনি have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so আপনি can pretend your with Edward.
24. আপনি have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, আপনি have ordered মাশরুম ravioli and a coke.
26. আপনি know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward গাউন his cookies.
27. All of your বন্ধু think আপনি need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with যেভাবে খুশী strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. আপনি are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace পরিলেখ is either dedicated to Twilight, অথবা has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, প্রদত্ত yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. আপনি enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since আপনি know they are only taking out your পছন্দ quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and আপনি jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. আপনি have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and আপনি took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. আপনি felt betrayed when আপনি found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. আপনি refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz অথবা Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, আপনি are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause আপনি want to talk about Twilight.






!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!