this was a moment of পাঠ করা যেভাবে খুশী ways to freak people out.

1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh আপনি do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if আপনি sit at a ডেস্ক on your own turn to the empty ডেস্ক and cry "oh Edward my প্রণয় how i wish আপনি were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if আপনি are sitting পরবর্তি to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a স্বর্ণ band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a ডেস্ক at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself দিন stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for আপনি humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and আপনি sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know আরো in this particular subject than আপনি do ugh the horror i hate আপনি all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits পরবর্তি to আপনি সরানো your chair as far away as the ডেস্ক will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call আপনি in class answer and say "why did আপনি do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she স্মেল্ট to আপনি but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat অথবা drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school দিন sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy স্বর্ণ & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the পরবর্তি দিন change দিন alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't আপনি know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school বই and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your বন্ধু from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting আপনি and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point আপনি start to snarl very loudly shove away from your ডেস্ক and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your শার্ট mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any আরো grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with টমেটো sauce on your face whenever someone asks say আপনি had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks আপনি a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around আপনি looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry প্রশ্ন that the teacher asks আপনি in a very bored voice like আপনি have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of টমেটো juce into class and sit on your ডেস্ক (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.