Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are আপনি talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are আপনি so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? আপনি keep me here and আপনি won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad আপনি are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... আপনি want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome এমো স্টাইল buddies. If your এমো স্টাইল come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an ঘন্টা অথবা else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank আপনি my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did আপনি just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: আপনি mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If আপনি become a vampire আপনি will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never ব্যক্ত that!
Me :: But আপনি implied it...
Heidi :: Do আপনি know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. আপনি just told everybody আপনি didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet আপনি $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet আপনি $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the পরবর্তি ঘন্টা then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get আপনি to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did আপনি invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their যন্ত্রপত্র adresses. Do আপনি want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An ঘন্টা later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: নমস্কার guys. What's up? প্রণয় your new scars! Do I know you?
এমো স্টাইল Kid :: Oh that's my new এমো স্টাইল friend.
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Hi! I just started being এমো স্টাইল yesterday!
এমো স্টাইল Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at এমো স্টাইল Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push আপনি all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want আপনি guys to die. I'm a ব্রেভ girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are আপনি talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are আপনি so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? আপনি keep me here and আপনি won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad আপনি are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... আপনি want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome এমো স্টাইল buddies. If your এমো স্টাইল come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an ঘন্টা অথবা else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank আপনি my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did আপনি just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: আপনি mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If আপনি become a vampire আপনি will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never ব্যক্ত that!
Me :: But আপনি implied it...
Heidi :: Do আপনি know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. আপনি just told everybody আপনি didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet আপনি $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet আপনি $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the পরবর্তি ঘন্টা then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get আপনি to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did আপনি invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their যন্ত্রপত্র adresses. Do আপনি want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An ঘন্টা later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: নমস্কার guys. What's up? প্রণয় your new scars! Do I know you?
এমো স্টাইল Kid :: Oh that's my new এমো স্টাইল friend.
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Hi! I just started being এমো স্টাইল yesterday!
এমো স্টাইল Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
এমো স্টাইল Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at এমো স্টাইল Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push আপনি all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want আপনি guys to die. I'm a ব্রেভ girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
