The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, আপনি know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and আপনি hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what ভ্যাম্পায়ার do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole তীক্ষ্নভাবে down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all আপনি Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless ভ্যাম্পায়ার on Buffy.
The নেকড়ে Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer অ্যানিমেশন of the নেকড়ে (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the নেকড়ে clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So আপনি can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. আপনি Team Jacob fans, I now consider আপনি semi-sane because আপনি recognized a HEALTHY relationship. শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য to আপনি guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely দ্বারা her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her বন্ধু at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even আরো with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole বছর older than your 107 বছর old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to প্রণয় আপনি anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those অনুরাগী out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected দ্বারা any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in প্রণয় with আপনি throws আপনি into a glass টেবিল for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons আপনি in the forest. A car ride প্রথমপাতা would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass টেবিল for her protection? That was totally safe. আপনি know, because she was bleeding even আরো profusely after the টেবিল than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to আপনি like that আপনি can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I প্রণয় you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, অথবা whenever anyone ব্যক্ত Bella was অভিনয় crazy. If anyone spoke reason অথবা a plot point appeared, it did not প্রদর্শনী again.
Lupin's নেকড়ে Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer অ্যানিমেশন department because those নেকড়ে were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad অ্যানিমেশন coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even আরো laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want আপনি to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If আপনি don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face মুষ্ট্যাঘাত high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. আপনি Team Jacobers, আপনি got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless আপনি want a really good laugh then দ্বারা all means do. Oh and one আরো thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
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