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Internet joke critcizing Bella's adoration of Edward's stalking
1. dress as টিংকারবেল and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice পরাকাষ্ঠা is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. অথবা drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that আপনি are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her পছন্দ daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a ঝাড়ু
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw আপনি he thought that আপনি were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
1. আপনি wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch আপনি sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all সারমেয় for that matter.
3. He looks at আপনি like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells আপনি how nice আপনি smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a অগ্রদূত from almost crushing আপনি to death with his ভালুক hands.
7. He can bounce ফলমূল from his feet like a ফুটবল ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls আপনি মাকড়সা monkey and runs around with আপনি on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all সারমেয় for that matter.
3. He looks at আপনি like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells আপনি how nice আপনি smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a অগ্রদূত from almost crushing আপনি to death with his ভালুক hands.
7. He can bounce ফলমূল from his feet like a ফুটবল ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls আপনি মাকড়সা monkey and runs around with আপনি on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
