Bella's 'New Moon' Birthday

After a pretty well received তালিকা of things Bella would never say, i decided to let আপনি guys read another তালিকা : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long তালিকা so if আপনি want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, আপনি can have Bella because আপনি are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, আপনি have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)...