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Bluestar Takes Charge



"You toms are idiots!"

The three toms in the last chapter had returned, only to be scolded দ্বারা Bluestar. Lionheart and Swiftpaw had their paws behind their backs, and Oakheart was holding an ice pack over his head.

"We just wanted to have fun!"

"You've just tormented those cats!" Bluestar yowled.

"My head hurts, Bluestar!" Oakheart groaned.

Giving into his handsomeness, she removed the ice pack from his head, revealing an ugly bump from the camera. She bent down and kissed her mate's head; Oakheart surprisingly relaxed.

Lionheart and Swiftpaw sniggered as Oakheart had a love-struck look.

"I guess I have to take matters into my own hands...er, paws."

Swiftpaw gasped. "Not the secret weapon, Bluestar! Not the secret weapon!"

"Yes," she mewed. "The secret weapon."

"But your secret weapon sucks!" he retorted.

Bluestar turned her back on the group, heading to Oakheart's mansion, which where she of course shared a room with Oakheart. O.o Meanwhile, the MeerkatManorFan's voice bellowed from nowhere:

"IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!"

She then heard Swiftpaw shriek as the lazer hit him. Her whiskers twitched as she walked on two legs with such swagger. Travelling up the steps of the mansion she reached the room on the শীর্ষ floor. She went to her side of the room to her hope chest. Inside there was a bag full of weapons: Nun-chucks, তারকা blades, swords... She then picked up a uniform of some sort.

Dead Boy's Poem দ্বারা Nightwish played from the skies four মিনিট into it as she swiftly put on the uniform.

A mask was put over her face, only revealing her glimmering blue eyes and her ears. She then put on a blue-black ninja uniform and placed the weapons in her super-shrinking bag and placed the bag on her belt. When she finished dressing, she walked casually towards where her বন্ধু were waiting outside. She made sure to know important ninja sayings before she went out.

"She's definitely going for the secret weapon," Lionheart sighed.

Swiftpaw's পশম was still ashy, and he tried shaking it off.

"It'll come off in a couple of hours," she explained to the scared apprentice.

"Why are আপনি so dressed up?" Oakheart purred. He then looked at the pants she was wearing. "Are those...pajama jeans?"

She nodded gravely. "A Ninja without jeans is like and athlete without a supporter."

The three toms nodded awkwardly.

"So..." Lionheart murmured, "what are আপনি using your secret weapon for?"

"I'm going back in time to around when the Twoleg monsters settled," she explained. "I'm going to keep an eye on the ThunderClan cats. I'll probably stalk them until the end of their Journey. But, don't worry. When all of this is over, it'll be like I never left."

Oakheart nodded. "So, Bluestar...one last চুম্বন before আপনি go?"

She shrugged. "Worth a shot."

Oakheart lifted the cloth covering her muzzle and pulled it to her chin. His paws rested on her cheeks as she closed her eyes and pressed her muzzle against his.

When they pulled away, she lifted the cover back over her muzzle, shrugging. "Eh... You've done better."

Oakheart was about to meow a retort when she commanded her mind to produce super-awesome wings. Then, she gave a running start towards Earth, falling clumsily in the process downward.

Bluestar then regained her balance, flying the rest of the way as Mission: Impossible played.

This should be interesting.... she decided.

Her হৃদয় was beating in her chest as she plummeted towards the ThunderClan territory. Without realizing, the back of her uniform had her initials on them: BS Also, without realizing this epic of a fail, she landed face-first straight toward the Great Sycamore.

She groaned. "Fail...."
Randomness in StarClan:
In the mood of লেখা something based on the new book coming out, Crookedstar's Promise...

Willowbreeze: Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (looks up from পাঠ করা Crookedstar's Promise) *sighs* I can't read a decent book that isn't even in stores yet! What, honey-shnookums?
Willowbreeze: There's a package for you!
Crookedstar: Send it over!
(Package is sent flying and Crookedstar grabs it with super reflexes)
Crookedstar: Thanx, babe!
Willowbreeze: I have to go to a bridge game. See আপনি tonight!
(Crookedstar is alone in his super-house)
Crookedstar: I wonder what it is...?
Adress: Place...
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Chapter 12: StarClan Help Me


PRESENT DAY...

"Feathertail, wake up."

The silver tabby opened her eyes. "Where am I?"

"Don't আপনি remember? You're in StarClan."

Feathertail sighed. "That's right." She saw her mother looking at her. "Why am I up?" She stayed at the party till 5:00 in the morning. "It feels like I've only been asleep for five seconds!"

"There's no need to dream, here," Silverstream mewed. "But, it's 10:00."

"But--why am I up?" she repeated.

Silverstream purred. "It's Sunday: Prayer Answering Day. Now, wash up, and follow me to Yellowfang's cottage."...


Everyone arrives at Yellowfang's cottage....
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Yay, onother Tigerstar video! দ্বারা BlazetheFireDragon :3
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This comes befoe the other one.
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The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the সঙ্গীত of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the মার্জার poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the মার্জার panicked.

"No, আপনি mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, আপনি want me to tell you...
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Brokenstar woke abruptly. He looked around. Where was he? He was surrounded দ্বারা concrete walls, wooden pillars, and ceramic twoleg toys. He looked around. There were many doorways where beds অথবা tables lie, and a wierd gloomy growl came from at least two of them.
He had just been fired দ্বারা Owlstar from the library, and had fallen asleep that night under the stars. Now he had woken up in an unknown place.
Were other মার্জার watching him, stalking him behind the beautifully made twoleg statues, just waiting for the right time to pounce?
Suddenly, he heard a crash, and multiple sets of frantic paws....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
I know, it's not Friday the "13th" but I wrote this on the Warrior মার্জার ফোরাম on Friday the 13th. ENJOY!


"Friday the 13th"

Brackenfur: Okay, Whitepaw. Make sure আপনি don't step on a crack.
Whitepaw: Did আপনি just say don't step on your crack?
Brackenfur: Just don't! You'll break your mother's back!
Whitepaw: *scoffs* If she can survive a dog attack, she'll survive a broken back.
Brambleclaw: Hey, what's that?
*An abandoned Twoleg গর্ত is ahead of them, with a little dock.*
Squirrelpaw: I don't know...
Whitepaw: *curious* Let's go check it out!
Brackenfur: Nyet! আপনি will not check!
Squirrelpaw: *Don't know...
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Chinese Yellowfang shook her head in embarassment as she walked along with Brokenstar.
"Brokentail, আপনি crazy," Yellowfang accused, staring awkwardly at him. "I know nozing আরো battle strategy than আপনি do!"
"Oh." Brokenstar said, and sighed in defeat. He walked along with his tail down, only staring down at the concrete sidewalk.
"Brokentail?" Chinese Yellowfang exclaimed, stuffing her face in front of Brokentail's. "Brokentail, if I knew kung fu, I would've taught আপনি when আপনি were still apprentice!" At that, Brokenstar looked up.
"Really?" Brokenstar said. Chinese Yellowfang nodded, and...
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No, i wont stop! দ্বারা bluekyokitty
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"Aaaahhh! No, no, no!" Brokenstar thrashed with all his might to try to break free from the screaming cats. They chanted, holding his limbs down while they kissed him uncontrollably. "Adam! Adam! Adam!"
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He looked around.
"Brokentail!" An old, familiar voice rasped. He suddenly became unaware of the Fan-Cats that were tearing him apart. But more, the voice had just called him দ্বারা his old warrior name! Almost no one had called him that since he became leader, except Thunderclan...
"Brokentail, it's your mother!" It rasped again. Did that mean that that was Yellowfang?...
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I hope im allowed to add a video, anyways this is দ্বারা uglyEMOCHU :3
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Epic win, Fireheart! XD This is দ্বারা BlazetheFireDragon too! :3
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Lionblaze woke up abruptly. He sensed something stirring in the air. It felt as if it was breathing down his neck. He turned around to find Ivypool. "Oh, sorry. I'm a heavy sleeper," she said.
He still felt funny. When he looked outside the den, he saw something shine. Lionblaze padded out of the den. "Wake up," Ivypool told Foxleap, "There's something up with Lionblaze"
It took Foxleap a while to get up from his dream about lollipops and bunnies. The two young Warriors padded out of the den. They stood right behind Lionblaze, who never noticed them.
Lionblaze saw a রামধনু fly by. "But that's...
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Onother video i uploaded, i fell uploadistic! দ্বারা Sn00kumsgal. :3
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Chapter 14: Entering the Tribe Part 2: ...Everything else...

"I know, like, Omigosh! He's kyewt!!!!!"

Stormfur had heard that she-cat called Brook talk like that the whole trip to the camp. The mountains were all hard, and...ugh! He had to admit that it needed a LOT of remodeling.

They made it to the mountain, seeing all those মার্জার talking in that STRANGE language.

"Hey, every--"

"Brambleclaw, Brambleclaw!" Stormfur interrupted. "I got this."

Stormfur padded to the center of the clearing, lifting his paw in a greeting, as he had seen the Tribe মার্জার do. "Hao!"

The Tribe মার্জার look up, hearing a strange...
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Chapter 13: Entering The Tribe: Part 1, Invasion


Squirrelpaw looks at a large waterfall. "Wow! Waterslide!"

Brambleclaw exclaims. "No! Too dangerous!"

She scoffs. "Who are you, my father?"

Brambleclaw is taken aback. "What right do আপনি have to compare me to your father?"

"Plenty! Now, I'm going on the waterslide!"

"NO!"

Squirrelpaw has no sense of commonness, so she slides down the waterfall with everyone else behind, because they're jealous that she's going on.

Stormfur raises his forepaws in the air. "This is awesome!!!!"

Feathertail rolls her eyes. "You're embarrassing me, again."

"Feathertail likes...
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Chapter 11: আপনি Go Across the Border to Look at Wood?!




"What are we going to do?!"

Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.

"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.

The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.

"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"

"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"

"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"

The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.

"Oh." the female groaned,...
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Firestar is Going Crazy




Firestar led the patrol farther out into the forest. He was sure that all the things that were happening around here were just coincidental.

"The last thing I need right now is..."

Then, the ground started to shake as a বৃক্ষ toppled over in the distance. After the thunder rumble, Firestar screamed like a little she-cat and jumped in the air.

"EARTHQUAKE!"

"Firestar!" Sandstorm meowed. "What are আপনি meowing about? It was just another বৃক্ষ falling!"

"Why do আপনি sound so optimistic about it?" he retorted, his পশম lying back again.

"I don't," she replied coolly, "but you're acting...
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