From an email. Just for fun!!

This is a test for Highly Intelligent People.....I have determined that আপনি qualify. The following short ক্যুইজ consists of 4 প্রশ্ন and will tell আপনি whether আপনি are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The প্রশ্ন are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL আপনি have answered the question!

1. How do আপনি put a giraffe into a refrigerator?








Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This প্রশ্ন tests whether আপনি tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do আপনি put an elephant...

More emails.

Best "out of office" যন্ত্রপত্র responses:

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to আপনি if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. আপনি are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are আপনি wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and হৃদয় removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to মোছা all the emails আপনি send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will...

More emails!

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give আরো than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving আরো than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants আপনি to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help আপনি answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K এল-মৃত্যু পত্র M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11...

From another যন্ত্রপত্র I received. Just for fun!



EMPLOYEE MEMO


Dress Code

1. It is advised that আপনি come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see আপনি wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume আপনি are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If আপনি dress poorly, আপনি need to learn to manage your money better, so that আপনি may buy nicer clothes, and therefore আপনি do not need a pay raise.

3. If আপনি dress just right, আপনি are right where আপনি need to be and therefore আপনি do not need a pay raise.


Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof...

From an email...

Not that this would ever happen to any of us!
10 best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk.
Just in case আপনি ever need a quick excuse:

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 মিনিট power nap they raved about in the time management course আপনি sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the শীর্ষ of the Whiteout off. আপনি probably got here just in time! Thanks!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing...