আলফা ও ওমেগা Article: alpha and omega- JACKASS 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your বিবরণ is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a বৃক্ষ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber আপনি jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the বৃক্ষ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty আপনি ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey আপনি sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey আপনি fat গাধা আপনি better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha দুশ্চরিত্রা see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of আপনি is going for a ride, if আপনি do this, আপনি get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like আপনি to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here আপনি go, Heres your money, *gags* dude আপনি Need a shower!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত and gaged. "Lilly meet আপনি at the গর্ত ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the পরবর্তি day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it ব্যক্ত "Sooper glue". "Okay নমস্কার cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 9: Cliffside Ambush

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 9: Cliffside Ambush

Everyone began to get settled and Adam started প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Humphrey and সর্প through the maze inside the cliff. It was pretty dark inside for a human, but Humphrey and Adam had no problem seeing down the many tunnels and Adam knew his way around.

“We dug this out in case we were ever attacked again so we’d have a নিরাপদ way to retreat without anyone knowing,” Adam explained. “Each গর্ত has a tunnel in the back that both connects the dens, and also leads into the maze.”

“So, what’s on the other side of this cliff anyway?” Humphrey asked.

“Not much, really,”...

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 7: The হারিয়ে গেছে Tale (Part 7)

posted by PurpleDragon02

For the পরবর্তি four months, Leyla and সর্প anxiously waited for any news about Humphrey. Then one দিন in early spring, they finally got it. Humphrey was finally getting out of his cast and Leyla left to go and get him. When she got there, she almost didn’t recognize him. Because he had spent so much time completely immobilized, Humphrey was being wheeled around on a large, flat cart. His পশম also hadn’t gotten much of a chance to grow back while he was in the cast, so Leyla could see his bare skin and most of his body was only covered in a very light কোট of fur. His head was the only thing...

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 6: A Friendly Competition

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 6: A Friendly Competition

Back at the Western Pack, Viggo and Robert were enjoying some much needed and exceedingly rare free time. However, it wasn’t entirely for fun as Viggo felt the need to enhance Robert’s sense of strategy since his পূর্ববর্তি plan had failed so spectacularly. The দিন was young, and the temperature was perfect for relaxing outside.

Viggo leaned back in his lawn chair, the strands of পশম on his নেকড়ে pelt vest slightly blowing in the wind, his grey hair doing the same. The two বন্ধু then began their game of chess, which had taken some convincing to get Robert...

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 2: Wolfnapped

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 2: Wolfnapped

“So, how do we fight him?” Kenya asked.

“I-I don’t know,” Humphrey replied. “I honestly don’t know how I survived as long as I did against him.”

“Well, there has to be a way,” Adam said.

“Adam’s right,” Steven agreed. “Viggo may be smart, strong, but he’s not invincible. If he can be hurt, then he can be killed.”

“Now you’re speaking my language,” Mick chimed in.

“You have a point,” Humphrey said. “No matter how clever someone is, অথবা how good of a fighter they are, everyone has a weakness. That includes Viggo. We just need to find...

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 1: Humphrey's Return

posted by PurpleDragon02

(Note: Before we get started, I need to say that right now, we're in the middle of switching out computers so I can't guarantee a new chapter every day.)

Part 1: The Beginning of the End
Chapter 1: Humphrey's Return

No one could believe what they were seeing. Everyone stared in disbelief as Humphrey stood before them. It wasn’t possible. Humphrey was dead. He had been for seventeen years. But there he was, right before their eyes. And Stinky’s nose never lied.

However, it didn’t look like the Humphrey they remembered. He had multiple scars all over his body, all from ছুরি wounds. On his...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 4: Return of the Crimson Pack

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 4: Return of the Crimson Pack

As the afternoon came to an end, Viggo and Robert prepared to leave the campsite and put their plan into action.

“I’ll meet আপনি and the Crimson Pack here,” Viggo said, pointing to a spot on a map of Jasper, fairly near to the Western Pack, “and remember to leave enough of a trail for Stinky to find us.”

With that, the two parted ways for a brief time as they began to start the first phase of Robert’s plan. The return of the Crimson Pack would soon prove devastating to Stinky and all the others who lived in the valley.

Meanwhile, Stinky and the others...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 1: Viggo Thanatos

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 1: Viggo Thanatos

Deep in the woods, the General traveled slowly, knowing exactly where he was going. It had been years since he had seen the man he was looking for. But he needed his help.

The General eventually reached a massive campsite deep in the Northern Region of Jasper Park. The tents stretched for as far as he could see, peeking out through even the most distant of trees. People were walking about, minding their own business as the General casually strolled through the camp toward a massive tent made entirely of নেকড়ে pelts.

The tent was made of many different নেকড়ে pelts of many...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter টেবিল of Contents +Unofficial Soundtrack

posted by PurpleDragon02

(Decided to combine the two to make sure the প্রবন্ধ was lone enough to post.)

Chapter 1: Viggo Thanatos

Chapter 2: Welcome to the Western Pack

Chapter 3: Rest and Relaxation

Chapter 4: Return of the Crimson Pack

Chapter 5: Dawn of Destruction

Chapter 6: Refugees

Chapter 7: The সেকেন্ড Battle of Jasper Park

Chapter 8: Return of a Hero

Unofficial Soundtrack (to give a better sense of mood)

1. Viggo's Theme (Chapter 1: Viggo Thanatos)
link

2. Welcome to the Western Pack (Chapter 2: Welcome to the Western Pack)
link

3. Jax and Jonas (Chapter 3: Rest and Relaxation)
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4. Return of the Crimson Pack (Chapter 4:...

The Lone Survivors chapter thirteen:Epilogue

posted by penguinsir23

It's been five years since the lone survivors has been formed thanks to lara oscar starting to have self doubts about himself and worrying the safety of his new pack after johnny was nearly killed during scouting their's territory দ্বারা jill buck's girlfriend became তিক্ত and vengeful finding out buck was gone forever in her's life johnny ending up losing his right leg cause of a ভালুক trap jill set up oscar had decided to leave the lone survivors and wandered into the western pack's territory then spotted a male dark brown পশম নেকড়ে who have tan eyes and a v scar on the left side of his face among...

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Alpha and Omega: The পরবর্তি Generation Chapter 10: "This is Just the Beginning"

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 10: "This is Just the Beginning"

As the নেকড়ে returned to the valley, Kyle and the rest of the Northerners began to return to their pack.

“Thank আপনি for helping us in our fight,” Stinky said, thanking Kyle.

“Of course,” Kyle replied. “Anything for Humphrey’s pups.”

“I don’t think this is over,” Runt said. “When Martin and I were taking Oscar to Sawtooth Cave, he told us about a man who destroyed his entire pack single-handedly. We think he might be the Wolfslayer, the same one Hammond mentioned when he first attacked us. If the Wolfslayer really is the true leader...

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Alpha and Omega: The পরবর্তি Generation Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt আপনি can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...

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Alpha and Omega: The পরবর্তি Generation Chapter 7: Return to Sawtooth Cave

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 7: Return to Sawtooth Cave

As the majority of the Crimson Pack rushed off to fight the main attack force, the নেকড়ে guarding Oscar were easily dealt with. Stinky, Runt, and Oscar then turned and retreated back toward the Western Pack as the battle continued on.

Stinky, Runt, and Oscar relaxed in the pack for around a half ঘন্টা until the rest of the pack returned. The Crimson Pack had been chased off, but everyone knew they would be back.

“Okay,” Stinky ব্যক্ত to Oscar. “We have got to find আপনি a place to hide out. We cannot keep going back and forth like this, and we can’t find...

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Alpha and Omega: The পরবর্তি Generation Chapter 4: Oscar the Red নেকড়ে

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 4: Oscar the Red Wolf

The group stopped running about halfway from the Western Pack and began discussing what to do about Oscar, the red wolf.

“What are we gonna do?” Claudette asked. “We can’t leave Oscar there to be killed দ্বারা those wolves.”

“I agree,” Stinky replied. “But now, we can’t get close enough to him. They’ll recognize our scent.”

“Well, whatever we’re gonna do, we better do it soon,” Runt said. “The pack’s going to সরানো on and then we won’t be able to find them again.”

“Hey,” Steven said. “Do আপনি know what’s near here?”

“You got...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

Humphrey’s life improved significantly ever since he officially became part of the Western Pack. Everyone was kind to him, the caribou was the best he had ever had, and most importantly, he was happy. So happy, in fact, that over the years, he slowly began to forget about his past. He forgot about his life in the woods with Arnold, and he forgot about his real family. In time, he truly believed he had lived in the Western Pack his whole life as his traumatic memories were slowly suppressed দ্বারা his new life.

Shortly after Humphrey was accepted into the pack, Kate’s...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 9: Decimated

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 9: Decimated

Back in the Central Pack, the দিন had been going well. Martha and Gary had been gone on their morning walk with Humphrey and Kenya for about an ঘন্টা when they suddenly came running back. Humphrey and Kenya weren’t with them. Jack and Mary saw the worry in their eyes as they rushed over.

“Jack! Mary!” Gary said. “We need to talk to you!”

“What, what is it?” Jack asked.

“Humphrey and Kenya,” Martha replied, frantically. “They’ve been taken দ্বারা humans.”

“Everyone!” Jack yelled. “To the clearing. Pack meeting, now!”

It wasn’t long before the entire...

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My Alpha and Omega Story: How I discovered Alpha and Omega

posted by PurpleDragon02

If you're পাঠ করা this, then chances are আপনি almost certainly recognize the name "Alpha and Omega". I mean, আপনি are part of the Alpha and Omega অনুরাগী club. Everyone has their story of how they first discovered a পছন্দ movie অথবা book for the very first time, but I'll tell আপনি now, my story of discovery and rediscovery is probably one the most unique you'll ever hear. My life in the future may very well have been changed because I found Alpha and Omega again after completely forgetting about it for years. I don't know if I should call this story one of chance অথবা not because everything had to...

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Viggo Grimskull Stand Alone Story

posted by PurpleDragon02

I've been working on my Alpha and Omega franchise timeline that I plan to post with the release of The Final War and one thing got me thinking. I'm including the entire history of the Alpha and Omega franchise, so history of a few major characters are included, especially Viggo Grimskull, the main villain of the final trilogy of stories. Since he's being brought into the franchise so late, and because he's such an important character, there isn't much room to tell his entire backstory. I spend an entire chapter summarizing it but not fully explaining it. The timeline is supposed to help with...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Exerpt

posted by PurpleDragon02

Finally! The exerpt for the newest and upcoming story in the A&O franchise. In one year, the story will be released in full, but not as one article. Each chapter will have its own article. Starting today অথবা maybe tomorrow, I'll be releasing character profiles, going into some detail about the new characters in the story. I might also release the first chapter a week অথবা two before the 10 বছর anniversary just to reignite the hype around it since we'll be waiting another year, which works out fine since I'm about halfway done with লেখা the story. I hope আপনি enjoy this little bit of Chapter...

Alpha and Omega 10: The Legend of the Peaceful Warrior Chapter 14: The Last Stand

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 14: The Last Stand

The battle continued to draw out, and both sides were exhausted, as they had both been fighting non-stop for the past hour-and-a-half, but it looked as if the নেকড়ে had finally won when all the remaining humans suddenly turned around and retreated back into the forest. But not five মিনিট later, the নেকড়ে heard the sound of even আরো trucks, but they couldn't see them. They heard the sound of doors slamming but they didn't see any humans. Everyone was extremely confused. They all looked at each other, not knowing what to say, অথবা what to do.

Then, out of nowhere,...

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How did আপনি discovered the movie and what was your thoughts on first time saw it?

posted by Chidori1334

now that Alpha and Omega is now on its 8th anniversary, its time I post a story about how I discovered it:

it was somewhere 2010, I went with my cousin & mother to see “2 চলচ্চিত্র in 1” at a theater which we went to see:

- The Prince of Persia

and

- শ্রেক Forever After

however during when I went to watch শ্রেক Forever After, there was previews and পরবর্তি thing Alpha and Omega movie was shown when I first time saw that I was all “hey, this looks like Balto” well because they remind me Balto on নকশা wise in a way, but though I couldn’t remember the শিরোনাম name after the reveal.

months later...