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posted by trueshadowwolf
Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your বিবরণ is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a বৃক্ষ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber আপনি jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the বৃক্ষ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty আপনি ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey আপনি sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey আপনি fat গাধা আপনি better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha দুশ্চরিত্রা see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of আপনি is going for a ride, if আপনি do this, আপনি get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like আপনি to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here আপনি go, Heres your money, *gags* dude আপনি Need a shower!" Humphrey ব্যক্ত and gaged. "Lilly meet আপনি at the গর্ত ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the পরবর্তি day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it ব্যক্ত "Sooper glue". "Okay নমস্কার cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode
After seeing that সাম্প্রতিক দেওয়াল post from him.
This was apparently one of the most fucked up, evilest things I've ever seen.

This is what it is in another version:
"I am going to tell these 3 what to do and everyone else, and if I don't like seeing that, I will selfishly make an প্রবন্ধ about them, and make up আরো claims out of my own subjective mind, and let people believe me."


MojoOmegaWolf acts like he's "not" part of the fight, and acts like he never started anything.
He even blames me for this murder story that I still have yet, to see.


According to him, MojoOmegaWolf "never" caused anything....
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posted by shadow-omega
1 week after Kate and Cooper started dating

Kate and Cooper were running around chasing each other. They were playing tag for awhile now, so Cooper was running out of energy but didn't stop because Kate was it. Cooper was losing speed fast and distance between Kate. Kate realized this and sped up even আরো to where she was now right পরবর্তি to Cooper. Cooper looked to his right and saw Kate but then looked ahead and realized she was going to crash into a tree. Cooper looked over at Kate and pushed her out of the way, in turn making him run into the tree. Kate landed on her side but quickly got...
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posted by AlphaClub
Ohh whoa ooo whoa ohh) x8


I Remember

আপনি would say

It's all okay

It'll be alright

Every night

I could hear it

I Remember


I could hear it

In the wind

That melody

That they would play

Every single day

To remind us

It was over


(And it went)

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh


(And it went)

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh


I Remember

That they would say

It's all okay

It'll be alright

Every night

I could hear it

I Remember


I could hear it

In the wind

That melody

That they would play

Every single day

To remind us

It was over


(And it went)

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh


(And it went)

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh

Oh whoa ooo whoa ohh


I Remember
posted by SanaliWolfofLuv
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey stupid

Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out
That ain't what rock 'n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street

Now, I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, আপনি buy the farm

Hey, hey, hey, hey, নমস্কার stupid
What ya tryin' to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, নমস্কার stupid
They win, আপনি lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey, নমস্কার stupid

C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one প্রণয় tear your...
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posted by shadow-omega
The sun had just risen in Idaho. Having it being a nice দিন there were not many clouds out. It was damp outside because it had rained a little last night. Humphrey and Lilly slept longer than they thought as they woke up around late morning (around 11:00). Humphrey began to stir in his sleep but finally woke up then blinking to clear his vision. He then stretched but realized something was missing. Lilly wasn't around, which he realized since he was able to stretch without feeling her fur. Humphrey looked around the cave to see if she was around but didn't see her. He started to walk out of...
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posted by AlphaClub
BTW, before this প্রবন্ধ starts, I wanted to say that I will be using OCs of me and Rocko... Rocko gave me permission to use his OC, so, dude, hope আপনি enjoy this! :)


It was night, and everyone except the alpha guards were sleeping. My friend, Rocko, was on the east side of the camp, and I was on the western side. The north and south sides were protected দ্বারা lage cliffs, towering above the camp, keeping our প্রথমপাতা safe.

It was all but light, although the pale moonlight illuminated the trees, and the wind made their leaves sway in the night, creating soft, quiet, swishing sounds, giving সঙ্গীত to...
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---IF আপনি DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN PLEASE DON'T COMMENT.---

---YOU CAN IGNORE THIS প্রবন্ধ NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT PISSES আপনি OFF, JUST LIKE SANMAN7'S ARTCILE---

---PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING BEFORE COMMENTING---



Before anyone ব্যক্ত anything, yes I'm wwwarea. I'm just using this account for now. Not sure why, but I think it's for the better for this. Since I don't want my gaming name on here much anymore.
It is better to remain as a separated society anyway.

It is quite possible that I could of handled the hatred from sanman7's প্রবন্ধ better. The way I react on walls sometimes and such...
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After what Kate saw she thought that it would be nice to teach him a lesson. " so Cody what was আপনি doing with Claudette " Kate ব্যক্ত " uhhh well......... " Lilly rudely interrupted and then ব্যক্ত " my name is Lilly what is yours " lily bellowed " uhhh my name is cody and no i was not trying to .... " cody thought for a সেকেন্ড and ব্যক্ত what was on his mind even tough he thought it was a bad idea he still accepted what his fate was " আপনি know kate why did আপনি even think i was trying to mate with her im to young and i will never try and do that until we are official dating which we are not but...
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posted by DancingHumphrey
Hi guys! Even though this place is pretty bad now thanks to member's immaturity on that one প্রবন্ধ that looked nice, I was thinking of only staying for just a bit.
Club, Mojo, etc has made members (even me later) leave. That idiot claim that "It's there fault for choosing".

Umm. no. Club, Mojo, Timber, and others I remember has made members feel bad, and effected there emotion, and caused anxiety.
I'll say it's there fault for that. Yet, if wwwarea's behavior is making them leave, then I'll say it's 'there fault for choosing' too.. Hmmmmm....
Really AlphaClub, আপনি say it's there choice, ব্যক্ত the...
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Claudette watched as Lien ran away, into the forest. She just couldn't ভালুক his disappointed and sad expression as he turned away. "No... wait, hold on, Lien! Don't leave!" she shouted as she ran after him, Felin close behind her.

They were running after Lien for about five মিনিট before they noticed him, ragged, and still, his eyes fixed on something ahead.

Claudette looked at him. "Lien? Are আপনি okay? What's wrong?" she asked.

"SHH! Hunters. Maybe they won't see us if we stay still." he said.

Too late. There was a loud BANG! and Claudette felt intense heat go through her, followed দ্বারা unbearable...
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added by JennaStone22
posted by Rockowolf123
Runt slowly got his sences back he did not know were he was
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
আপনি um আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt ব্যক্ত looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt ব্যক্ত getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt হারিয়ে গেছে is words
what is it" tasha ব্যক্ত in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will আপনি um marrie me"runt ব্যক্ত the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years পূর্বে
yes i have been waiting for আপনি to say that" tasha said




the end for now
its really short but it is important
Ok I promes I won't tell" Claudette said
Ok" Runt replied
খড় আপনি two" stinky said
What do আপনি want" Runt asked
For আপনি to stop cussing at me" stinky said
Fuck you" runt replied
Go hug a tree" stinky ব্যক্ত harshly
Runt then punched his brother to the ground
A lot of fight for an omega" stinky mocked
Runt wrapped his hands on his brother's neck and choked him
Runt...stop" stinky begged
Runt saw blood on his hands
Oh shit bro sorry"runt said
Its Ok'' ব্যক্ত stinky



The end
Ok this was just to প্রদর্শনী how strong runt is now
He will assassinate আরো people later I promes
It was noon. Claudette was sitting down পরবর্তি to her to brothers, Runt and Stinky, along with her friend, Ares. He was sitting পরবর্তি to her, and was looking down. Her brothers were playing পরবর্তি to the water of the pond.

"Hey.. um... Claudette? I've gotta go... again. I'm sorry I've been leaving so much lately." apologized Ares.

"Um... okay. It's okay. Where do আপনি keep going though?" she asked.

"Uh... It's a secret. Sorry. Please don't follow me though, okay?" he said.

She looked at him. "Fine. I won't." she promised.

She watched him go, and decided she would follow him anyway. Where did he...
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the বছর is 2024 rocko just had a stroke on the battlefeild
Um Rocko i um im sorry" Kate said
no its not your fault " rocko wisperd
can...can i see runt in privet" Rocko asked
yeah"Kate ব্যক্ত sadly
as soon as Rocko and runt were alone runt was scared
runt its time to complete your training আপনি are now an assassin runt" Rocko said
yes sir" runt said
all that বৃক্ষ climbing for this stay an omega its good cover" Rocko said
ok Uncle Rocko"runt said
Rocko died in runts arms runt ran over to the prison গর্ত were king was in isolation
what do আপনি want"king asked
reveng"runt ব্যক্ত coldly
runt bent down with his blade...
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So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though পাঠ করা them. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.
This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.
It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.
Is saying its a নেকড়ে verison of FILLY FOOLING.
Sex is primary theme.
No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.
Though দ্বারা now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.
It happens a lot unfortantly,...
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Nine months after the battle...

Zelian was trying to find a place, a place that has been haunting his dreams. A strange jet-black নেকড়ে always came to him in what looked like a giant নেকড়ে camp, and he had just fou d it. And he was just being surrounded দ্বারা a bunch of guards. The lead guard looked at him.

"Get out. Before আপনি get hurt." He ordered.

"Excuse me? I am a leader. I go as I please. And no one is hurting me." He retorted. "I am Zelian." He told him.

"Oh, god... fine. আপনি want to see Beke? She is in camp. Follow me." He ordered.

When Zelian told Beke about his dreams, and she looked...
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posted by AlphaClub
With every day, Zelian was becoming আরো conscious, and the Ares inside of him decipating. "I don't understand. Why does he have to be reborn with Ares' thoughts, just toblose them? Oh well. It means I have a son who doesn't think he is better than me for being a leader before he died." ব্যক্ত Derin.

Zelian was playing with a fuzz that was floating on his nose. Then, he abruptly stopped, a angled his ears towards the entrance of the den. "I... hear something." He announced.

"Attack!" Growled a নেকড়ে from somewhere in camp.

"By who? Winston? Gerig?" Asked Derin.

"Gerig." ব্যক্ত the wolf. At the...
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posted by AlphaClub
"Ambush! Everyone get prepared!" Yelled Winston, again, leader of the Western pack. Everyone gathered in a defensive line, in front of where there now stood about fifty wolves, ready to take order. "Winston, we meet again, this time personally. I am Sylian, former member of Ares' pack. We have come to make an allience with you. We do not agree with Ares. We are now enemies of him. If আপনি drop your allience with him, আপনি shall be in an allience with us, and together take on a threat that has been preying on me personally for years." ব্যক্ত Sylian. "Hmm.... I don't think so. আপনি sound way too...
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added by HUMPHRY