Canada24's club.. Article: Connor's rants.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

হাঙ্গর STEREOTYPES:
As much we প্রণয় Jaws.
It's sadly one of the things to blame for Sharks being endlessly murdered for their fins..
We all know the story.
They kill around 3 humans a মাস (not even on purpose, they mistake us for seals and stuff).
But we kill up to 100 of them a month, just for the fins.
It's disguesting.. And worse still. Dolphins, the niciest মাছ ever, don't get it much better..

GAY STEREOTYPES:
Okay.. I admit, most of them are pretty fuckin hilarious..
But still., Some of my best বন্ধু are gay. So.. Yeah. What আরো is their to say,.

JUSTIN BIEBER:
I am a very proud Canadian.
But people like him, is making it extremely hard to remain so..

ALL THE "THAT GUY" PEOPLE:
Jimmy Tatro has the perfect video for it.
His তালিকা includes
* False promise guy
* Glass throwing drunk guy
* Negative guy
* Loud phone guy
And he Jimbo can describe the negatives of these WAY better then can. He also one for "problems with traffic and cyclists". And anouther one for "Idiots at the gym" with includes texting while working out, steroid junkies, overly dressed girls, arrogance, and selfies at the gym..

নিক্কেলবাকা HATERS:
I just don't get it. They act like নিক্কেলবাকা is horrible. But their friggin awesome..

That's all for now.
Please comment, and stay tuned for আরো parts..

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Windwakerguy430 I agree with this. Especially Those Guys

Trivia of Canada24.. (Well Wind, আপনি didn't say it was NOT okay to steal your idea)

posted by Canada24

~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines দিন actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons দ্বারা his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his গুপ্তশব্দ for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a দুশ্চরিত্রা

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total দুশ্চরিত্রা when আপনি think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge গাধা crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

5 Pixar/Disney villains that weren't REALLY villains.. (Warning, childhood might be ruined)

posted by Canada24

#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. আপনি can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...

শীর্ষ ten most disturbing video games I know about..

posted by Canada24

With help from THATCREEPYREADING

#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..

#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..

#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the শীর্ষ floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...

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শীর্ষ ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time আপনি wanted to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I প্রণয় that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

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Got bored and made শীর্ষ ten DOUCHEBAG LINK quotes....

posted by Canada24

#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are আপনি a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were আপনি calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. আপনি were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.

#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...

শীর্ষ ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

posted by Canada24

#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I প্রণয় this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a যেভাবে খুশী character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

posted by Canada24

MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

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শীর্ষ TEN Jimmy Tatro where I actually DO know people like that..

posted by Canada24

#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his কুকুরছানা being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" অথবা "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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I offically প্রদত্ত up on Spongebob

posted by Canada24

I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood প্রতীকী would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This প্রদর্শনী was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE কার্টুন ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick তারকা was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...

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বন্দুক N' ফুলেরসাজি - So Fine Lyrics ☆

posted by Dreamtime

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My বন্ধু they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

শীর্ষ ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is দুধ and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. বন্ধু and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

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Death Note Part 1

posted by Canada24

Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" প্রদর্শনী then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless আপনি want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All আপনি need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim আপনি belong to যেভাবে খুশী রাস্তা gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST পিজা DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR বন্ধু ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as আপনি give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

Five Finger death মুষ্ট্যাঘাত - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

posted by Canada24

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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...

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শীর্ষ ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains আপনি either hate them অথবা প্রণয় them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the সেকেন্ড and Third Age.

At the end of the সেকেন্ড Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was ভিক্টোরিয়াস and Sauron was physically destroyed দ্বারা Isildur, after killing his...

এমিনেম - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on আপনি not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as আপনি say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

শীর্ষ 5 Greatest মেটালিকা songs.. (from শীর্ষ of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE ঘণ্টা TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the ঘণ্টা tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the ঘণ্টা tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before আপনি die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

3 movie characters who were actually ASSHOLES in real life..

posted by Canada24

#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..

#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..

#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..

শীর্ষ 12. Most inspiring এমিনেম উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1:
"The truth is আপনি don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".

#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either প্রণয় আপনি for it অথবা hate আপনি for it".

#3:
"I প্রণয় the attention but I don't like too much of it".

#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".

#5:
"I...