Canada24's club.. Article: Connor's rants.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

হাঙ্গর STEREOTYPES:
As much we প্রণয় Jaws.
It's sadly one of the things to blame for Sharks being endlessly murdered for their fins..
We all know the story.
They kill around 3 humans a মাস (not even on purpose, they mistake us for seals and stuff).
But we kill up to 100 of them a month, just for the fins.
It's disguesting.. And worse still. Dolphins, the niciest মাছ ever, don't get it much better..

GAY STEREOTYPES:
Okay.. I admit, most of them are pretty fuckin hilarious..
But still., Some of my best বন্ধু are gay. So.. Yeah. What আরো is their to say,.

JUSTIN BIEBER:
I am a very proud Canadian.
But people like him, is making it extremely hard to remain so..

ALL THE "THAT GUY" PEOPLE:
Jimmy Tatro has the perfect video for it.
His তালিকা includes
* False promise guy
* Glass throwing drunk guy
* Negative guy
* Loud phone guy
And he Jimbo can describe the negatives of these WAY better then can. He also one for "problems with traffic and cyclists". And anouther one for "Idiots at the gym" with includes texting while working out, steroid junkies, overly dressed girls, arrogance, and selfies at the gym..

নিক্কেলবাকা HATERS:
I just don't get it. They act like নিক্কেলবাকা is horrible. But their friggin awesome..

That's all for now.
Please comment, and stay tuned for আরো parts..

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Windwakerguy430 I agree with this. Especially Those Guys

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শীর্ষ ten, coolest songs to lesson to when wearing 'proper' earphones

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#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN

#9: SEX - NICKELBACK

#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL

#7: THE WAY I AM - এমিনেম

#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE

#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - পরাকাষ্ঠা FLOYD
I প্রণয় the uniqueness of this song, espically the ষাঁড় horn, অথবা whatever it is..

#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..

#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..

#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..

#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..

শীর্ষ Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded দ্বারা a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

শীর্ষ 20 Packie Mcreary উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

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My শীর্ষ ten Hellsing abridged উদ্ধৃতি

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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even লন্ডন bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. লন্ডন Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do আপনি know what my শীর্ষ three পছন্দ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. সেকেন্ড is Nazis. Can আপনি guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: আপনি will witness what happens what here today, and আপনি will will speak of it later.. Except আপনি won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this প্রদর্শনী the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big জীবন্ত fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

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Canada24's review of the new Joker movie

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Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger দ্বারা at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....

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শীর্ষ শীর্ষ funniest উদ্ধৃতি from my OWN ফ্যানপপ reviews.

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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause আপনি know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far আরো affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"

#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".

#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death হাঙ্গর attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...

MOST EVIL VILLAINS PART 2:

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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..

#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight আপনি are not quite sure what he is about অথবা how dangerous he is although আপনি have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a আরো mysterious role than the other villains. Although...

Canada24 reviews RICK AND MORTY (season 1 episode 1 and 2)

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I know I ব্যক্ত I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

link

Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...

My favourite উদ্ধৃতি from TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES (a parody series of GTA 5 দ্বারা me)

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#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. আরো bikers.

Johnny: I hope আপনি don't mind us setting up প্রথমপাতা here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The হারিয়ে গেছে is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...

শীর্ষ 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as নায়ক

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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all প্রণয় Trevor, but we প্রণয় him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never প্রদর্শনী hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

Trivia of Canada24.. (Well Wind, আপনি didn't say it was NOT okay to steal your idea)

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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines দিন actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons দ্বারা his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his গুপ্তশব্দ for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a দুশ্চরিত্রা

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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total দুশ্চরিত্রা when আপনি think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge গাধা crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

5 Pixar/Disney villains that weren't REALLY villains.. (Warning, childhood might be ruined)

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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. আপনি can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...

শীর্ষ ten most disturbing video games I know about..

posted by Canada24

With help from THATCREEPYREADING

#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..

#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..

#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the শীর্ষ floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...

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শীর্ষ ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

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GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time আপনি wanted to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I প্রণয় that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

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Got bored and made শীর্ষ ten DOUCHEBAG LINK quotes....

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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are আপনি a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were আপনি calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. আপনি were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.

#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...

শীর্ষ ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

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#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I প্রণয় this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a যেভাবে খুশী character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

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MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...