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posted by Canada24
হাঙ্গর STEREOTYPES:
As much we প্রণয় Jaws.
It's sadly one of the things to blame for Sharks being endlessly murdered for their fins..
We all know the story.
They kill around 3 humans a মাস (not even on purpose, they mistake us for seals and stuff).
But we kill up to 100 of them a month, just for the fins.
It's disguesting.. And worse still. Dolphins, the niciest মাছ ever, don't get it much better..

GAY STEREOTYPES:
Okay.. I admit, most of them are pretty fuckin hilarious..
But still., Some of my best বন্ধু are gay. So.. Yeah. What আরো is their to say,.

JUSTIN BIEBER:
I am a very proud Canadian.
But people like him, is making it extremely hard to remain so..

ALL THE "THAT GUY" PEOPLE:
Jimmy Tatro has the perfect video for it.
His তালিকা includes
* False promise guy
* Glass throwing drunk guy
* Negative guy
* Loud phone guy
And he Jimbo can describe the negatives of these WAY better then can. He also one for "problems with traffic and cyclists". And anouther one for "Idiots at the gym" with includes texting while working out, steroid junkies, overly dressed girls, arrogance, and selfies at the gym..

নিক্কেলবাকা HATERS:
I just don't get it. They act like নিক্কেলবাকা is horrible. But their friggin awesome..


That's all for now.
Please comment, and stay tuned for আরো parts..
posted by Dreamtime
i প্রণয় this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video কাপকেক 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
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I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, আপনি need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...
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MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...
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FREDDY "TROLL" KRUEGER:

Dean: Your not real!
Freddy: I'm real NOW asshole!

Freddy: নমস্কার Kris... (holds up Pinkie Pie) Look what I got!!
Kris: (awakes with a horrified scream).
(back in the dream).
Freddy: Haha.. New that would get her.
Pinkie: Why is she so scared of me?
Freddy: Don't know. Your actually kinda cute.
Pinkie: Really.. Because I-
Freddy: Annd, now I don't care (literary throws her aside).

Luna: (appears out of nowhere).
Freddy: What are আপনি doing here! I told আপনি to stop following me!!
Luna: I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-
Freddy: Let me ask আপনি something......
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posted by Canada24
Wow..

Thats all I can say.
Wow..

I'm glad the Nazi দুশ্চরিত্রা died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.

And as much I can't say I'm a অনুরাগী of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l

But anyway.
Let's সরানো on the হাতি of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT হাতি in the room.

And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.

Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, দ্বারা giving over the শীর্ষ sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...
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I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And গোকু being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive আপনি for killing his friends, simply cause আপনি (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

PLEASE LEAVE মতামত
Okay.. The first thing আপনি guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw আপনি in front of a bus without a সেকেন্ড thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when আপনি really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him আরো pain.

Anyway.
Not much আরো to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the নৌকা stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took আপনি so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. আপনি know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR আপনি SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do আপনি think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and আপনি won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call আপনি back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So আপনি ইঁদুর out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when পাঠ করা it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the দিন too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, আপনি know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill আপনি on sight.. But if আপনি survive the night.. Let's have a বিয়ার to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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I'm decided to start reviewing this প্রদর্শনী as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I প্রণয় Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS রাস্তা REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the পরবর্তি Robert England.
And, আপনি know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. আপনি never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* অথবা even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, আপনি protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my পছন্দ cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my পছন্দ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. আপনি know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: আপনি do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... অথবা I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here আপনি go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, আপনি can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea ভালুক is a large piranha-like মাছ with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked দ্বারা one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea ভালুক is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea ভালুক took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea ভালুক then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started লেখা GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my পছন্দ because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do আপনি ভ্যাম্পায়ার really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday পরবর্তি month, it's obvious who Seras's পছন্দ band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a মাস it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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