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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first প্রবন্ধ on the C.A.T spot, about my least পছন্দ character in twilight. Actually, my least পছন্দ character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight অনুরাগী like her. She is ব্যক্ত to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not once. She doesnt want to go to colledge, she has no hobbies (unless আপনি count whining a hobby), and has no goals whatsoever. It seems that her whole life is Edward and wanting to be a vampire. What does tha say to readers? That we should give up everything to be with a man?

2) Friends

Now, the মিনিট Bella steps into Forks she's the most জনপ্রিয় girl there. All guys want her, and all the girls are her friend. There all very nice to her, but admit it, she a crappy friend. She hardly even talks to any of them unless to use them, and doesnt seems intrested in them at all. When Edward leaves her in new moon, she ignores all of them for months when she goes into her Zombie State. Wow, what a great friend.
Also, she treats her best friend, Jacob, sometimes like dirt. He was helping her in new moon, and the মিনিট Edward comes back, she throws Jacob to the side like a used napkin, when he helped her.

3) Lets Edward Push Her Around

Now, why many see Edward as the perfect boyfriend, I, for one, think he's just abusive. Yes, he does have his moments, but...come on, he took the engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing Jacob. If I were Bella, I তীক্ষ্নভাবে him. But Bella just uses the excuse, "its because he loves me" and "he just overprotective"
Right.
What happened to Girl Power?

4) Whining
Oh. My. God.
She whines like a little girl ALL THE TIME!
Especially in New Moon!
Everytime she went on about this "whole in her chest", অথবা complained, I wanted to throw the book at the wall. How many times I wanted to yell "Get yourself together girl", I don't really know.
Also, in new moon, her persanality is just flat and obsessive.

5) Reapeats About Edwards "Hotness"
Okay, Bella made a reference to Edwards beauty 165 times...

In the first book!

দ্বারা the middle of twilight, I was rolling my eyes, thinking 'Okay, we get it. আপনি think he's hot. Moving on."
Honestly, I don't think the বই would be so big if she kept making commenst about his "beauty." Honestly, is she in প্রণয় with him অথবা his looks? Guess we will never know.

Okay, thats it folks! There are probaly other reason why I dislike Bella...actually there's a thousand, but I wont go into them right now. This however, is just the main 5 reasons I don't like Bella.
To end this, I would like to say I am very sorry if I offended anyone. I just wanted to share my opinion. If আপনি are a Bella fan, then thats is absoutly fine, I don't have a problem with that. Once again, I'm just sharing my opinion.
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the প্রশ্ন herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this প্রবন্ধ is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, অথবা correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all আপনি need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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ASmilingMenace goes through the 11 worst scenes in the Twilight movie.
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and দ্বারা looking at the title, আপনি can tell this is for sure not a good প্রবন্ধ to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If আপনি don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his জনপ্রিয় বই are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had ব্যক্ত about...
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Wow, I didn't know so many Twilight-in-5-second-thingies were out there, lol...
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I sat with my sister one day, watching Lord of the Rings, when this came to me.

I had just gotten into a heated বিতর্ক with one of my friends. When I gave my calm, simple, honest opinion about Twilight, she started yelling at me, telling me, "You just don't understand Kassie, আপনি just don't understand. আপনি just don't know..." and so on and I wanted to তীক্ষ্নভাবে her.

Well, as we watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I realized that Aragorn did the same thing as Edward in New Moon.

Now, before any Aragorn প্রেমী out there start yelling at me, let me explain!

I realized I didn't hate Aragorn for leaving...
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It seems that nowadays when people mention the words ‘Twilight’, ‘Edward’ অথবা ‘Stephenie Meyer’ a huge বিতর্ক is formed. People are বিভক্ত করা completely down the middle with their প্রণয় অথবা hate of the twilight saga, everything seen as either black অথবা white. So here is an opinion from one of the few stuck within the grey area (like, dislike and don’t care either way). Rip this opinion to shreds, প্রণয় it অথবা hate it. Tell the world how much twilight rocks, sucks অথবা takes the complete piss out of teenage romance. But please remember this is my opinion and seeing as this place is all about...
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