Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Twilight Jokes

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posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!

semexx, LeggoMyGreggo and 8 others like this

XDRoseLuvsHP Haha! Vanilla ice cream XD

nessienjake [i] roflxDD >.< [/i]

criminalminds15 Haha, love the vanilla ice cream one!!!

LadyLilith "Their balls are for decoration." I lol'd muchly at that one. XD

nessienjake [i] haha same criminalminds15xDDD but I'd say I lawlled more at: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i]

VampiresRevenge The balls one is my favorite. I laughed so hard at it.

nessienjake LOL*!!111!!!11* SAME ^.^

mooimafish17 hehe, love it

nessienjake [i] who wouldn't?:) [/i]

MiizLadiDiime HAHAHHA

LilysLittleTwin I love the 'kill a brain' one! XD

BellaCullen96 [i]Q: What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i] *cracking up so hard* XD

nessienjake [i] rofl!!xD[/i]

pinkyshadow45 hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha this was HILARIOUS!!!

Matsy23 LOL!!!!!!! XDDDD

shingkai lmao... i like the balls and vanilla ice cream

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Screw Bella

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How to Identify a Fangirl (Part 1, Beginner/Intermediate)

posted by renrae

This প্রবন্ধ is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from আরো fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big অনুরাগী of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat আপনি in your sleep if আপনি are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a ফ্যানপপ fangirl...