Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Twilight Jokes

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posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!

semexx, LeggoMyGreggo and 8 others like this

XDRoseLuvsHP Haha! Vanilla ice cream XD

nessienjake [i] roflxDD >.< [/i]

criminalminds15 Haha, love the vanilla ice cream one!!!

LadyLilith "Their balls are for decoration." I lol'd muchly at that one. XD

nessienjake [i] haha same criminalminds15xDDD but I'd say I lawlled more at: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i]

VampiresRevenge The balls one is my favorite. I laughed so hard at it.

nessienjake LOL*!!111!!!11* SAME ^.^

mooimafish17 hehe, love it

nessienjake [i] who wouldn't?:) [/i]

MiizLadiDiime HAHAHHA

LilysLittleTwin I love the 'kill a brain' one! XD

BellaCullen96 [i]Q: What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i] *cracking up so hard* XD

nessienjake [i] rofl!!xD[/i]

pinkyshadow45 hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha this was HILARIOUS!!!

Matsy23 LOL!!!!!!! XDDDD

shingkai lmao... i like the balls and vanilla ice cream

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So the Twilight অনুরাগী came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought আপনি guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do আপনি guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have আপনি read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t আপনি just প্রণয় them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are আপনি f***ing serious?! These are the best বই ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite আপনি and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”