Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!
I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella রাজহাঁস is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight অনুরাগী didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking আপনি back. আপনি left me crying in a forest, and আপনি think I'll just come running back to you? আপনি wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella রাজহাঁস was kind of 2-Dimensional.
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella রাজহাঁস is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight অনুরাগী didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking আপনি back. আপনি left me crying in a forest, and আপনি think I'll just come running back to you? আপনি wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella রাজহাঁস was kind of 2-Dimensional.
