posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a টাট্টু dressed as a clown.
Bob: So, what exactly can I help আপনি with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Bob: Did আপনি ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did আপনি ever realize that the reason they laugh at আপনি is because of what আপনি do?
Clown: What are আপনি talking about?
Bob: They way আপনি dress, what আপনি do for a living, and some of the things that আপনি do.
Clown: Are আপনি suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank আপনি Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This টাট্টু is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that অশ্বশাবক in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees অশ্বশাবক in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like আপনি to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
12 বছর old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that আপনি think he hit আপনি on purpose.
12 বছর old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell আপনি the truth, he didn't.
12 বছর old: What are আপনি talking about?!
Bob: আপনি know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, অথবা pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 বছর old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 বছর old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, আপনি two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do আপনি want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* নমস্কার Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are আপনি doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see আপনি before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank আপনি Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if আপনি need anything else.
Howard: আপনি don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. আপনি don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and আপনি know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see আপনি when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to it.
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